Heron go Bragh

Here's the first line for my next short story: "Half a squirrel is surprisingly heavy." Are you hooked? #Fiction

Amen

Farewell Minneapolis... land of my birth. Always fun to visit the cousins and somehow we always end up here...

Ruin a song by adding “in my pants” to the title Bach Brandenburg No. 3 in G major (BWV 1048) in my pants.

Respect for this random #Harley guy today. I'm to the left... proud to be a Clown.

Here’s an example of the voting “issues” …

Playing with my A Cups this morning if you want to know how the day is going.

Can’t the #Starlink ads just say “If we disagree with you we’ll facilitate your murder”?

Reposting this helpful infographic to understand Trump's deal with Putin. It really is that simple.

This is what the short-fingered vulgarian considers "funny". He won't be laughing in 15 days. #AccountabilityIsComing11/3

“Trump and Putin have teamed up to murder Ukrainians” is a better headline. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

A MAGA bike club called Pedalphiles.

M27 dumbbell nebula tonight. Finally a clear view for the Seestar. #Astronomy

In #cooking news... tonight I used minced ginger out of a squeeze packet and it was marvelous. Hoping some chefs on here could tell me why I deserve to be buried in an unmarked shallow grave.

This is an incredible video that is unabashedly Direct and 1000% correct I highly recommend it and ask that you share this powerful piece! #ProudBlue #DemVoice1 #USDemocracy

Ms Rachel from the top ropes

I made a joke about #Yandex and now all of my hot devochka friends have gone silent 🥺 Something I said?

In all of nature, there is no collective orgasm more intense than when the visitors miss a field goal. #NFL

Trump 2024: “I will end the Russia-Ukraine war on day one, in 24 hours, even before I become president-elect.” Trump 2 years later:

So the networks have this #Lincoln commercial on heavy rotation. Where the guy sleeps in his car listening to a sappy cloying version of Chasing Waterfalls. So my question is: can we run the exhaust into the cabin instead? Please? #SongsThatSuckHard

can i get an AMEN from the congregation bc this man is preaching

Random guy with 10 bucks to spend scrolls on #Kalshi for something he already knows is true. Its me. I’m the guy.

New #vegan dog just dropped. Follow me for more recipes.

@andertoon.bsky.social

Alarming — 🇺🇸 Senator @chrismurphyct.bsky.social denied access to military facilities in the Middle East: “Unprecedented. Hegseth is trying to cover up the extent of the damage from a war spiraling out of control. This should be unacceptable to everybody, Republican or Democrat.”

🚨TRIGGER WARNING🚨 Discussion of rape/sexual violence & strong language. ☑️ Bear ☐ Man This spoken word poem stopped me in my tracks The bear was never really the point. The point is why so many women understood the answer immediately Listen to her words. They matter. —Claire Donohoe🐻💜 #SheShed

I just saw a Megan Fox Ro commercial and I think she's entirely AI now

She’s here! We just welcomed our beautiful baby girl and words can’t describe how blessed my family feels. Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I’m beyond grateful. Thank you, everyone, for your love and support. It means the world 💕💕

really worth watching the whole thing play out...

...This especially applies to shelter animals. I volunteer at a shelter and I hate the emotional manipulation of "donate $10 Now or Adorable Lulu is getting put down today. Tick Tock." End of rant. Back to the Birds channel. 2/2

Not to 💩 on my only form of engagement here but I've done my last "Add 12 letters and make a band delicious" thread... and the 3,745 daily "give money to MY cause and ignore the other 3,744." 1/2

On Dolly Parton Day, I'm remember how she... -Gifted millions of free books to kids -Ensured musicians she worked with got union benefits -Helped fund medical research and the COVID vaccine -Donated millions to communities hit by natural disasters -Funded high school band programs She is missed!

This caught my eye by the pond... I believe it's a Snow Goose hanging out with their Canadian friends. Ugly Duckling sequel? #Birds

3 straight 100 loss seasons. Playoffs this season when they were expected to finish last in the Central. No matter what happens in the playoffs, so incredibly proud of this team. Thank you for keeping me invested this entire season.

Here's a neat thing! My mom retired after 25+ as a children's librarian at public libraries yesterday. (It was very cool! Hundreds of former Story Hour kids arrived, some as adults!) I let Ed Markey's office know in case they wanted to send a nice email back and they sent this! He's still got it!

Lots of activity on the Sedum flowers today... I have a new BFBB...who is huuuuuuge compared to the honeybee harvesting nearby. #Bees #SaveTheBees

#Foodie update. I'm a shrimp fan, I'm a tomato fan... why not shrimp and tomato scampi? 🍤 🍅

Sometimes while waiting at #Starbucks I air-hump at the counter so they know I'm excited for my drink.

As we suspected:

@tedrall.bsky.social

Juan Egret in flight and his friend chilling on shore. That neck position sure looks uncomfortable but it works for Juan. #Birds