D. Boon’s Ghost

Mister Friend is demonstrating photosynthesis

Whatever else you can say about the last ten years, we now have four times as many Avalanches albums as we used to. And that ain’t bad!

Entire network out company wide and IT like “Did you restart your computer”

“But you should have to hide some acres of that forehead!”

I have a hot tub, because the tub is where my cat likes to sleep and she runs warm

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World Series on TV, Björk on headphones, vodka martini in hand. The vibes are… chaotic.

Insider tip: there are as many as SEVEN games played in the World Series

“You can’t give either of these two teams an extra out.” *waits a full beat* “I mean inch.” There’s that classic fully engaged Joe Buck World Series sizzle!!

Who do I need to email to set a pitch meeting for my screenplay for Shirt: The Movie? Shirts are a huge untapped IP. Slightly less than half of all Americans wear a shirt every single day!

He certainly always had a way of revealing himself

What the fuck is going on, is Janet Reno’s ghost posting on BlueSky?

Fountains of Wayne have tons of better songs, but this is one of the greatest hits of all time. I don’t want to talk to the person who doesn’t like “Stacey’s Mom” even a little bit!

This means something. What does it mean?

This time a week ago when it was 100 degrees out: “At least I can use this to justify getting ice cream.” Right now when it’s mid-60s and raining: “Perfect weather to go grab an ice cream.”

Does a video game publisher need to publish video games in order to make money? If you responded, “Yes,” you’re wrong. Try again, bozo!

The notion that documentaries must be talking heads style post-mortems is the entire reason why no one funds actually interesting documentaries. Documentaries have never been about objective truth. The instant you are not experiencing something yourself in linear time, “truth” flies out the window.

127 Hours (2010)

WHAT??!?

Why don’t you take a seat.

You Can See Everything in theaters is an incredible experience, but I’m excited for the extended edition that will include expanded Rivendell lore as well as the fate of Saruman

I’m the Backrooms Man, the Backrooms Man, I can explore the backrooms as fast as you can

How I sat watching the end credits of You Can See Everything

Had a vivid dream I was taking my dog for a walk. Then I woke up and went, aw shit I still gotta do that. THEN I remembered I don’t even have a dog, jfc my goddamn brain

Don’t have to threaten me with an okay time

Working on inventing a new TikTok dance called “The Macarena”

Just walked by two guys in their 50s or 60s laughing hysterically and one goes, “That’s Family Guy for ya, pushes every envelope!”

Weather app in LA don’t even give you the forecast anymore, just loads an image of this

You heard it here first, Nithya Raman is deep in the pocket of Big Bike Lane

You ever think about how we have AI and cryptocurrency when we could have just had more Fletch movies with Jon Hamm?

Sorkin sets tanning bed to KILL

“Would you like to play a game? Your medical records indicate you suffer from severe ankle pronation. As such, I have affixed to your feet the least supportive shoes imaginable. You may escape whenever you please, however in order to do so you must walk 1000 feet to the exit. Good luck.”

Pouring myself a cup of covfefe like I’m some kinda dang CHEETO IN THE FRIGGIN WHITE HOUSE

Lord Byron, please, the hos. You mustn’t scare them so.

Being alive in 2026