Mike Schuster

i don't want bluesky automatically putting (1/x) on my posts when i reply to them. doing that is for assholes. if i reply to my own post it is a spontaneous act of mirth free from the toxicity of the Thread

despite years of improvement in the field of dairy alternatives tofutti still makes my favorite cream cheese and yes, every time I put it in my shopping cart I sing “tofutti awaits the greats that make mistakes!!”

There! Now who's had the last word! (stares at landline phone for eternity)

If movies have taught me anything, it was for positive reasons.

Diehard fan Megan McArdle

A gingham bindle means you’re holding sardines. Polka-dots if you’re looking to buy.

After realizing how hard it was to make a zine, I became a single issue voter

And now back to my full time job, texting the word "stop" to every living Democrat.

When the deli guy asks what size sandwich I want

Let Me Speak With Her Directly!! The Hostage Taker

Earth Day At Walt Disney World 1998-O5k33am2uF8 : 2208s

Yglesias trending, but never for the reason I want

stryker => t rreyks

Going to revival screenings of Tristar movies and screaming when the logo pegasus gets too close to the camera

Ow. Quit it.