Rodney

Rodney

@ddr.bsky.social

unspeakable horror in funny hat. patron saint of adultery. smoking on that shit that made wayne little

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rodney update: i’m extremely sick almost every day and its difficult to even move. and despite all this i have a huge trip planned that will involve a lot of bustling around and not having much time to rest. my reward for completing this quest will be one(1) full year of sitting on my ass Gaming

i had a dream where one of my friends gave me a roofie candy and i spat it out as soon as i could but i was still delirious and pissing red for like two hours i pissed red in the dream and i was so pissed off and then i woke up and went to piss and it was yellow and i was so happy

they were like “oh yeah btw thats a roofie” and i spat it out and they were like “oh i thougjt u fw random drugs like that” and im like “yeah fun ones dumbass now im gonna be tweak for 3 hours and its your fault Fuck you

>they ask me if i have gel in my hair >i say no >they ask if it’s just greasy >i washed it 5 hours ago >they ask Then how the hell does it stick straight up like that >mfw they don’t know

do you ever just. spend your whole life just trying to make as much money as possible in the hopes that someday a life worth living will come of it

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i hate that there's only like 15 people on bluesky so every little minor spat anyone has inherently becomes feed-encompassing drama

im glad that theres already people whose entire bluesky page is just arguing and discourse and drama and callouts and bullshit. Good website