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You can tell everything about a character of a human being by whether or not they double back down the Jennifer Hudson Spirit Tunnel.

Eric Bauza, the modern day voice of the Looney Tunes big three (Bugs, Daffy and Porky) and Peter Cullen, the OG voice of Optimus Prime passing within eight weeks of each other is too much to handle. 🕊️

They put him w/ a bunch of 5-year olds bc he was very advanced at soccer... and then called the police bc he was kicking the 5-year olds asses. Part of me is sad but the other is glad this origin story is being covered so widely for when he ends up becoming the face of pro soccer.

I feel extremely bad for Jalen Williams. Don’t go looking for that footage. It was his leg. They had to cover it w/ a towel immediately after bc that’s how bad it looked. He had to leave on a stretcher. SGA was sobbing into his jersey.

If anyone was wondering, the last team to drop their first three games after winning a chip was the 2011-12 Dallas Mavericks. Knicks still on that beautiful summer hangover.

If for nothing else, you gotta watch the WNBA bc the players chirp at each other constantly and pop more sh*t at each other and the refs give them more space to do so.

Somehow, the missing rings isn’t even the most shocking. I said “WTF?” for at least three other separate items in this story. Dolan is a f*cking menace, man.

Yes LeBron, even you can get booed.

I need that shot of the Knicks w/ their rings and James Dolan literally off to the side in the dark injected directly into my spine.

I’m currently in NYC serendipitously bc of a work trip. I’m grabbing dinner w/ friends in KTown at a restaurant w/ multiple TVs. Cheaper and better food than MSG too. “Somewhere in the W 30s” is all the vibes I need for tonight.

GOOD MORNING, MY NEIGHBORS! 🏀

The Brewers going to the World Series is equivalent to the Knicks going to the Finals, right? That’s the only way I can understand it.

Obama's Birth Certificate 2: Election Boogaloo

"Kelly Clarkson drove to Brooklyn to buy Molly and was turned away" is such a great story out of context.

Wow, @pablo.show might just mess around and get pitched to do a young adult series of mystery novels at this rate.

With the single exception of Thunder Mountain, there is literally no rollercoaster you could ever get me on. You couldn't offer me any amount of money. Life is already thrilling as it is.

I was in a suburban Los Angeles Dave & Buster’s when the Dodgers fell into a 2-0 hole vs the Brewers in the NLCS. The vibes were low. The good news is that I got my kids to settle on who got to use the last game credits on our Power Card by playing Rock, Paper, Scissors. No complaints.

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Had a little extra time today and ppl seem to love it so I added another 25 songs to my Sea Soul playlist. Now over nine hours of jams. Stay wavy. 🌊 SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/playlist/3C9lW8wXGrhGluKlmmY899?si=1aaf4addfd494734 APPLE MUSIC: music.apple.com/us/playlist/sea-soul/pl.u-11zBJ73cZ2xem1

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NBA preseason is that fun time of year where you’re reminded of the lunacy of the offseason. Like, raise your hand if you’re like me and completely forgot that DeMar DeRozan is a Nugget now. ✋🏾

I thought the Dream sweeping the Liberty was a biggie. The Valkyries (their SECOND year in the W) sweeping the Aces? The defending champs? The day after A’ja got her 5th MVP? Listen, man.

Them firing Tspoon really was just the absolute worst move that franchise ever made #wnba

I just want to remind everyone that the Chicago Sky traded Angel Reese away only for her to win DPOY and take the Atlanta Dream to the WNBA Finals by SWEEPING the Liberty. That’s cold work, man.

Chat OPP: you ever had a girl and met her on a nice hello?

I don't know how it was elsewhere but Freddie Jackson was a fixture on contemporary R&B radio in NYC through the mid-late '80s. I feel like he was even giving Luther some comp for a brief period of time. RIP to a Harlem legend. 🕊️

We had a smoke detector here that wouldn't stop beeping. Impossible to open. I put it outside hoping it would just stop. Went from periodic chirping to one long beep. I smashed it w/ my son's baseball bat. That's how I started my morning. Extremely therapeutic.

I haven’t peeped yet but what I’m gleaning from the internet is that Lanterns might be the finest offering of television that DC has produced since Watchmen.

Just turned on the Power to the People Festival livestream to Cypress Hill covering “Jump Around” and I thought I was hallucinating.

Shouts to the mom from my daughter’s soccer team who invited all the girls to her house afterwards to jump in her pool after having to play a game in 102° heat w/ no subs. Instead of the league canceling *all* games today, they decided just the afternoon ones. These adults are ridiculous, man.

You thought the Fever/Aces game 1 postgame presser was cringe? Whew buddy. Tonight should be a doozy.

“Juth tell me how you mith this.”

This is the face you make when you make eye contact w/ someone you don’t know in the freezer aisle at Trader Joe’s.

1. Watching this made me want to download SimCity so bad 2. Tomlin's kid is the unheralded co-star 3. When this entire series is out, I'll be falling asleep to hours of this man talking about Jack-and-Jill bathrooms

Former Steelers HC turned NBC lead football analyst Mike Tomlin started playing Minecraft 12 years ago as a means to bond w/ his kids. Eventually they stopped. He kept going. I watched all 20 minutes of this tour of the city he built and I'm flabbergasted.

Why does Aaron Sorkin look like Lion-O left the Thundercats and became an entertainment lawyer?

Lynx about to get packed up but big shouts to Rookie of the Year Olivia Miles, the whole reason I watched more WNBA this season than any other prior.

Made it to the Knicks Mount Rushmore in just four seasons joining Patrick Ewing, Walt Frazier and Willis Reed.

Every single player that has touched the floor for the Fever tonight vs the Lynx has a +/- in the negative. Kelsey has a team high of 10 pts midway through the 3rd. The level of mollywhoppage happening right now is wild.

Happy 35th anniversary to Low End Theory. Happy 30th anniversary to Illadelph Halflife. I was two days away from turning 13 and 18, respectively, when these dropped. So much dropped in my early/late teens but I'm not sure any other albums would shape my taste more than these two right here.