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watched Zootopia 2 on a flight home. I'm gonna fuck Judy Hopps

sometimes I just think about how Elon bagged Grimes and then went insane

lmao Ubisoft

art of the deal: > say something stupid so that stock market goes down > buy the dip > "lol I was just kidding guys" > ??? > profit

they should make speedrunning but in real life, and the goal is to run as fast as you can

washing machine companies need to stop fucking around with intelligent wash cycle times. I just watched my washer go from 38 minutes left straight to 0

o shit Southern Maryland mentioned

we used to have a thing called "winter" and "snow." now eat your damn can of beans. no, I'm not telling you how to open it

The most prized thing a merchant can give is a good deal. In the dreamspace, concepts like a good deal can be sold and bought. The Lucid Dream Vendor rarely sells a good deal, and always gets something very valuable in return. Absolute deal.

dumb meme I made of Lia from phase connect. this shit's kinda fun

Damn, this art shit is crazy y'all

I bought myself an iPad for Christmas lmao. Fuckin around with art lol

cool work from ProPublica as always. This comes after they were trying to investigate where some generic drugs were being manufactured

just saw a logo for one of the Navy departments. Tell me this doesn't go hard

aliexpress sad bee my beloved

me to all my bot followers

The bets are rising higher that Trump will just straight up say the n word before the year ends

I'm drinking Bigelow tea, the official sponsored tea of the Boston Red Sox!

suckin on toes

PSA. If you get dm'd like this, please do not fall for it. This account was made 8 minutes before I even saw the message. Stay safe and don't follow random links sent to you in dms. Even if they claim to be official.

super in-depth article on one of the most evil people in the administration, great read

I Got That Wawa Cock Gobbler

I was driving behind a cybertruck through the security gate to work, the guard scans my ID and says thank you, then continues talking to their fellow guard and clearly says "ROLLING DUMPSTER" lmaooooooo

Alexa, jerk it just a little

so has the cure for autism already been announced yet or what? It's already past noon

this shit crazy yo

"Bluesky is boring." Social media *should* be boring. Being algorithm and dopamine poisoned is bad, actually. When your feed dries up for the day, that's your cue to go do something else until new stuff shows up later.

Damn, really interesting story about the chaos that was happening in the SSA. Well worth the read

oh.... I just learned that The Elements song is based on an old timey opera song lol

in the future engineering calculus classes will be taught by dancing fruit cocomelon

Loooool fell for it again award

dubai chocolate labubu in ohio?

donald trump is a pedophile

Just heard a radio ad for "Patriot Mobile" which markets itself as like a Christian conservative cellular network provider ??? lmfao

Hey Alexa eat me minge

To those of you judging us adults who exclusively watch children’s cartoons, what do YOU suggest we watch? The fact is, there’s a severe lack of quality Western adult animation. And before you say live action movies- seeing other people, even on screen, sets my social anxiety off the charts. And NO

need a burger but with the Mcgriddle syrup infused bun type shit

Many such cases!

Why are my cats such bread fiends. I bring home groceries and it takes them like 0.1 seconds to find the bag with the bread and take a little nibble

why are there like 500 brands of car tires. I don't fucking know which one to pick, they all say the same generic thing

wtf? With the hard R and everything?