delphonso

delphonso

@delphonso.bsky.social

DF Enthusiast, Forever DM, Bad Gamedev, Insomniac, Roguelike Addict

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My dream game? It's like Punch Out but your punches have no force and your fighting your elementary teacher because you're late for class. Your teeth just fell out, and you're naked. You run through a house that's yours but, y'know, not like really your house. There's something chasing you. #gamedev

I'm using NewPipe for my youtube needs from now on. Pretty worn out by the site, the algorithm, the recommendations...now they're shadow banning content I've subscribed to?

I'm finally getting around to Dark Souls 3 and like, I just genuinely do not like the game? The bosses are fun enough, but the areas are pretty exhausting - not fun to explore, more like a level I'm trying to run through.

The Cat Who Caught The Mouse. You can catch one too, you only need to be just like him. I'm sure there are plenty of mice around. Go look. It'll be good for you. (It's so hard not to make a cat look goofy) #pixelart #gamedev #indiedev #ドット絵

My influences? SMT2, but only the part where you kill god. Azura's Wrath, but only the part where you kill god. Bayonetta, but only the part where you kill god. FF6, but only the part where you kill god. Xenoblade Chronicles, but only the part where you kill god. I could go on. #gamedev #indiedev

AI generating video games sounds like the perfect way to solve the biggest problem we have in the industry: all those pesky devs who won't stay fired no matter HOW many times you fire them when they make you a lot of money. #gamedev #indiedev

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We should have Evil Credits in games instead. The screen displays nothing but: "Credits (evil version) Unthank you for playing our garbage shit." This would satisfying the type of gamers who really hate the concept of appreciating the hard work from thankful game developers!!!

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'Thank you so much for playing our game'. I never understood this. I didn't do it as a favour. Game looked fun, so I played. Am I overthinking this? www.resetera.com/threads/11...

Dev is constantly swinging between calling yourself the dumbest idiot in the world and the smartest genius to ever live. This happens like every ten minutes. #gamedev #coding

Some beady little eyes might give the creature away. I'll take another crack at this later. When aggressive, the sprite will flip, so as to reduce confusion in loot-rich areas.

Two-tone pixel art (plus a third for the black background) has been a great challenge and I can already feel myself improving. There's some bits of this snake I'm not happy with, but that's #gamedev babyyyyyy.

Chinese New Year is January 29th and will be year of the snake. Someone please please please make a Snake gamejam. It was the only game on my Nokia and is the only game in my heart. #gamedev #gamejam

Happy year of the snake. Gonna stop making creatures and work on fine tuning the game design of my little pet project that's on the side. Should have something to show there soon.