mammon

this is "Harris", an audiovisual presentation by me. this guy. yours truly. youtu.be/0ljLMo12qvs?...

it seems plausible you could raise a snake in a vaporub rich environment and create a powerful antivenom for the common cold

i'm going on a hunger strike for occupy #occupywallstreet

climb every fuckass mountain

growth markets are try hard

coughing up of lung

mentally taxing snacks

oil embargo sex

The Godfather is better than X-Men.

if jane austen had seen Whalefall she would've ended up writing mostly in the whale genre i think

Your graven idols are washed, bro

viewer discretion should never be advised. bad for optics

(door opens) (an occupied chair facing away from the door, cigar smoke billowing) chudler. ive been expecting you. this ends today. jess.. you will find. i am a chud man now (chudler turns around in chair) (i gasp) and then maybe some kill bill stuff

it was loving first sight

You got a Weird Egg! Feels like there's something moving around inside!

Nathan Fielder: Do you understand why the joke was funny Elizabeth Holmes: Steamed hams is a funny thing to call a hamburger

day foe fridat

you guys are like allied units to me

when you hear me sipping loudly at the beginning of the track i'm sipping on nasal decongestant spray

well today was the day i was supposed to announce my startup to genetically engineer military dogs. we called off the flyover but i wasn't able to stop the delivery of the giant milkbone archway

my arm was bitten off in the war

My Squeamish Priorities

when you hear me sipping loudly at the beginning of the track i'm sipping on nasal decongestant spray

We bought a zoo on a grape

i'm having a hard time believing this headline. all the adhd people i hang out with are still alive

[lying to myself] i'm making good progress

Everything i microwave gets afflicted with a terrible curse

The crowds enthusiasm was 🔥

i'm racing to finish waiting for my laundry to dry

ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ? 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔰 𝔞 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐑.

jay z: and that's when i learned that music is an orb rick rubin: explain jay z: like a sphere rick rubin: i think marcus aurelius talked about this

Columbo #S04E02 Negative Reaction 01:21:45

a liga will only become bundes if it's in major distress

stop biting, bro! i'm doing you a big favor! [yanks out another wisdom tooth]