Aphrodite

Aphrodite

@desire.gunmetolymp.us

Goddess of Love, Beauty, and Lichen farming for some fucking reason. That hot stranger you still think about Read The Hades Calculus if you like Greek mythology, G witch, or Sicko Lesbians. It's where I'm from! Avi by Sandro Botticelli

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Rat in a Corner reading thread. Hopefully I will get through this faster than House of the Underworld. It'll be the most a GO fic I've read has ever starred me, so that should be encouraging 😇

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please please PLEASE get this to 4k so we can see Mada and Persephone discussing the importance of flat chested women

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I do the "I'm da king of da highway" thing but for driving slowly. The king isn't in a hurry

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calling a girl dumb puppy even though she’s forgotten more math by age 25 than I’ll ever learn in my entire life

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YOU - “Promiscuity -- you mean the *cock carousel*.” (Twirl your hand around in the air.) MEASUREHEAD - YOU USE VULGAR HUMOUR TO DISTRACT YOURSELF FROM THE PAIN THAT WOMEN HAVE CAUSED YOU. IMPOTENT RAGE AT THEIR PROMISCUITY WILL NOT HEAL YOU. AND IT *REPELS* WOMEN.