derek

Thought this was hank green

Likewise - It’s ‘chomping at the bit’ - It’s ‘coming down the pipe’

celebrity birthdays are sometimes harrowing because you will see someone post a pic of weird al in a black background with a white border and thing oh god did he die and then realize no its his birthday. happy birthday Weird Al

should I read the Elric books

annie are you no kings, are you no kings, are you no kings annie

not a lot of people notice this but Maomao's name, "maomao" can be translated as "catcat"

i bet if i played sim farm now i would be super good at it. way better than I was when i was 9

saw the Bioware news and did the simpsons meme: Microsoft, No! sorry force of habit, EA, No!

internet having a normal one then huh

Yosemite Sam can never truely die, as he is always reintarnated

got tickets to see the new documentary on american tropical birds, a look at the jungle from their view, Tucans See Everything

seems timely this week aftermath.site/tag/tim-swee...

sometimes i have prophetic dreams. had 2 last night. One was that my hair was a lot greyer than it really is, thats prophetic because that will happen with time. The other was that i really had to pee and then i woke up and had to pee

[johnny cash voice] i hurt my foot today

what a kickass night to have a curse

[watching maximum overdrive] i think this movie might be good actually

Just watched The Wraith (1986) which was quite fun but the fact that Its shot in the desert around Tucson and it’s gorgeous really elevated it for me

A couple league ago in Path of Exile (settlers) they added a chance for an encounter to appear in maps where you fought an enemy called The Black Knight. Every time, id mute the game and put this on while i fought

its called nc-17 because you can not c it until you are 17. Anyway i oughta go see The Devils

galactic racer should havea nemesis system for racers where when they die in a crash they get replaced or come back all fucked up

putting on deodorant before a video call in case any of the other attendees have smellovision

apparently some people have already seen everything

“blue raspberry” is the perfect artificial flavor because while it does not exist in nature, it tastes exactly like what something called “blue raspberry” would taste like

once again reminded how the designer of the furby sincerely believes they are alive radiolab.org/podcast/more...

average serious eats article, 2016: I wanted to make the perfect caesar salad so I ran 400 dressings through a centrifuge average serious eats article, 2026: We tested 47 types of air fryer to find the ones withe the best amazon affiliate links

serious question

theres a taco bell in vegas that has a wedding package that costs like a thousand bux, which is cheap for a wedding. Got a chapel and shit. You know what else is expensive? funerals (and creamation). Untapped market there

claurde

where do you buy swords these days

i don’t think inventing markdown is very impressive. I could easily have invented markdown

we call picking out the good bits (only the marshmallows in a sweet cereal, or only the rye chips in a snack mix) highgrading (from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_gr..., introduced by my dad as he has worked in mining). “Highgrading your cereal”

“podcaster wife” this is not a phrase i should have to see. its certainly no cigarette wife

I don’t read my mail either but you dont see me writing about that in a magazine

The last 2 races of the F1 season (Qatar and Abu Dhabi) are almost certainly not going to happen for obvious reasons, so they should do what Bahrain did and just have those races at Sepang too

apparently A24 has optioned Surf Dracula

(Singapore sprint) Im not sure how lando norris expected that move to play out, that seems like the only possible outcome

what is lance stroll even doing here

my understanding is that Carrie is about a girl doing a bunch of sick murders with her magic powers

Kirby is a blue mage

accidentally drank several glasses of wine and watched 5-10 episodes of mediocre anime