George Bell

Bad day to launch my PHP based certificate authority

Sainsbury's really will sell anything...

"Tiny Critically Endangered Puddle Frogs" Good name for a band

Always nice to see a warmup act at a standup show that doesn't spend half the time saying "Bet you hate that there's a warmup"

Just chatting to someone about swans and spent the entire conversation doing my very best to not laugh as I kept remembering the punchline to this

"Smoke me a kipper, Arthur - and none for those greedy pilots, they don't deserve it" RIP Stephanie Cole

Great show and a fine send-off to something that's been a great weekly listen for the past few years! Well worth braving the GWR network to get into London for.

I thought I was ready... I was not ready for the back half of this one. What a tale!

I won't give them free advertising by naming them but to the supermarket that I saw a Christmas display in today, know that I am disappointed in you.

If today's weather is anything to go by, we can deal with the next dry spell by declaring an emergency bank holiday weekend

Damn. Recently saw Clue for the first time and was blown away by how much Tim Curry gave to that role. Not that that's surprising, it's how he treated every role. A real loss

Second series of Ludwig is off to a smashing start. A great recurring role for Mark Bonnar in there, always a pleasure when he turns up in something.

I'm so glad Coyote Vs ACME is out. Very funny, a real shame about all the boardroom shenanigans that almost killed it.

This Radio 4 play about Margaret Thatcher writing her own episode of Yes, Minister and refusing to take notes is SUBLİME www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

"Yeah, sorry boss, I'm going to have to miss standup. No, nothing is wrong, it's just the first major downpour in months so I'll be outside doing my best Gene Kelly Singin' in the Rain impression"

That's one way to make sure I stay awake on a Friday evening

Well, it was a good eclipse. I rate that One Star.

Has anyone claimed "Scandinavian Wings" as a takeaway yet?

One of the advantages of living on the outskirts of Bristol is that sometimes you see the balloons finding a nest they can sleep in for the night #BristolBalloonFest

I see we've turned the dial from "No Rain" to "All The Rain"

Ah yes, the Bristol Boon Fiesta, celebrating all the Boons of Bristol www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Rain! Twice in one day! (For about 10 seconds each time, but still)

Having thoroughly enjoyed Death at the White Hart last year, I've been looking forward to The Parkwood Murders and it does not disappoint! A cracking little mystery that had me second-guessing myself all the way to the denouement.

I was talking to a friend about the new Nolan film. He said he'd heard it was a bit Od, I said Y Ssesy.

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

Swans on a Sunday

When I mistype something I'll occasionally mutter "It was the blurst of times" to myself

Shout-out to the toddler having a meltdown that's having to be restrained by his mother at Temple Meads because she won't let him run across the tracks to get a closer look at a train.

Just seen The Furious at the cinema. Now that's a film that does not let up the pace, wonderful stuff. Highly recommended if there's somewhere near you showing it (like @wshed.bsky.social here in Bristol)

Ah, that's what it feels like to be outside and not feel like you have to wade through the air. I remember now...

A change in the UK political landscape, you say? Maybe it's time to revisit what could have been from @backpagepod.bsky.social...

Should they still be called Little Trees when there is only one in the pack?

Maybe it is time I listened to everyone who said how much they enjoyed Dragon's Dogma 2...