Jackson O'Lantern-Brien

the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers

Latigo Beach. Nice point break. Long workable rides.

the other day a little girl was biking in the opposite direction as I was on the 10th ave bike lane and held her hand up for a high five. I reciprocated (naturally) and that gesture fixed my soul for the next like, year at least.

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P is stored in the Minn

in a very profound and real way this guy was the secret sauce behind the Coens features. Heavy use of storyboards is an incredibly important part of how they work. Doubtless when they work together again they'll be able to find someone to suit their needs, but dude was the Ringo to their John & Paul

J. Todd Anderson, the storyboard artist who visualized every Coen brothers movie since Raising Arizona, has died. tinyurl.com/mvcrzwnv

Incredible vignette while walking Miga: bent-over old guy in newsboy cap unlocks his giant $70k Genesis SUV while smoking a cigar. His cell phone rings. The custom ringtone? The Godfather theme. He squints at the phone, puts it to his ear, and shouts “WHAT PART OF ‘FUCK EM’ DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND”

Aldi has something called a “sushi bake” and if you’ll excuse me real quick I think I’ll be over here never eating again.

A very hearty and sincere welcome to the international sisterhood of workers to the Dallas Cowboys cheerleading squad.

uhh dude they just doxxed you on the ghostbusters wiki ghostbusters.fandom.com/wiki/Dweeb_R...

My somali-american colleague described "somalian" as being akin to someone saying my last name was "irelandish"

it's hard to describe to young folks how cool airbnb was when it first launched. just weirdos and spare rooms for like twenty bucks. we stayed at a guy's house in oregon who was a "bear safety expert" and when we asked him what to do if a bear attacked you he replied, completely seriously "i dunno."

for @serious-eats.bsky.social, i wrote about the new milk-brewed coffee trend and why you can probably ignore it www.seriouseats.com/milk-brewed-...

I just learned that the major has been going to crop art meetups with @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com for months now and didn't realize it. I feel so secondhand starstruck

developing a new rubric for film appreciation

gasoline is cocaine for trucks

watching Maximum Overdrive (1986) and wondering why they even have a bazooka at the gas station

The movies are goddamn back baby.

forever hilarious that the FBI spent dozens of staff-hours listening to the Kingsmen recording of Louie Louie over and over to see if they could identify actual obscene lyrics and missed the part of the song when the drummer drops a stick and says "fuck!" loudly enough to be audible

Good movie if you like pores

You’ve heard of the five star three star movie. What Amanda Seyfried dares to ask with THE HOUSEMAID is: what if there were such a thing as a five star two star movie

MSPsky, someone in Minneapolis has found what appears to be a stolen Mac laptop and would like to return it to the owner.

<to my date> that's Jeff Tickets

Someone did a Bouba/Kiki experiment with tortoises and I have some questions, starting with: what 🧪

The invincible airplane