Dgar

Pronounced Jar is available on vinyl. elasticstage.com/soundcloud/r... #DgarMusic #Indie #Rock #Music #Vinyl #NewAlbum

There once was a man from Cork, who got limericks and #haiku confused

You could apply for a job with Search and Rescue. They’re always looking for people.

You could apply for a job with Search and Rescue. They’re always looking for people.

#Dgar did not get into music to get rich and famous. So far, so good.

Them: Save room for dessert? Me: Vroom!

My next song has a part in it about getting my door locks replaced. And then there’s a key change.

#Dgar stands against genocide, advocates punching nazis, and believes trans rights are human rights. If your favourite music artist has left you feeling disappointed recently, why not try listening to some #DgarMusic and seeing if they're right for you? dgar.bandcamp.com

There was a time when computers would scream in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning we should've paid attention to...

#Dgar is a Digital Busker, creating their music and throwing it to the abyss. If you would like to offer direct support, I have a Ko-fi page set up, but it’s not an obligation. Everyone is free listen to my music. #DgarMusic Music Profiles: ffm.bio/dgar Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/dgarmusic

Spare me your bowling puns.

I made a lamb curry last night, but apparently, they’d rather eat grass.

Where do horses go when they get sick? To the horse-pital! 🤣 (Just kidding, they get shot.) 😢

Get the Pronounced Jar album and find out what all the hype is about, or miss out on this human made music forever. #DgarMusic #Music #NoAI ffm.to/pronounced-jar

Quick question. How many bodies of water does one have to rename to make America great again? Asking for a dickhead.

Me: I never knew my father as a child. Them: Oh! That's so sad. What happened? Me: He was all grown up by the time I was born.

Them: Have you been living under a rock? Me: Does the Moon count? It's Always Monday On The Moon ~ #Dgar dgar.bandcamp.com/track/its-al... #DgarMusic #Indie #Rock #Music

If you enjoy listening to #DgarMusic half as much as #Dgar enjoyed creating it, then… Dgar enjoyed it twice as much as you did!! MWAHAHAHA!! #MadeByHumans #FuckAI #Bandcamp #Indie #Music dgar.bandcamp.com

Them: Have you been living under a rock? Me: Does the Moon count? It's Always Monday On The Moon ~ #Dgar dgar.bandcamp.com/track/its-al... #DgarMusic #Indie #Rock #Music

I challenged Death to a pillow fight. I was not prepared for the reaper cushions.

#Dgar Now listening to: Making It Up ~ Dgar dgar.bandcamp.com/track/making... #DgarRadio #IndieMusic #Indie #Rock #Music #AustralianMusic #Bandcamp

#Dgar Now listening to: Making It Up ~ Dgar dgar.bandcamp.com/track/making... #DgarRadio #IndieMusic #Indie #Rock #Music #AustralianMusic #Bandcamp

The Self-Deprecation Society is accepting new members. I’ve already put myself down.

If you enjoy listening to #DgarMusic half as much as #Dgar enjoyed creating it, then… Dgar enjoyed it twice as much as you did!! MWAHAHAHA!! #MadeByHumans #FuckAI #Bandcamp #Indie #Music dgar.bandcamp.com

► FunHouseRadio.com <- TUNE IN #meme #memes #sarcasm #sizes #lol

I got a Van Gogh coffee table. I know it's original because there's a bit of veneer missing.

-4° looks like someone sitting on a toilet, and lol looks like someone drowning.

Warrior: I swear I will have my revenge for the death of my brother! Elf: You have my bow. Dwarf: And my axe. Necromancer: And your brother.

FEEDBACK made Kirkus Reviews top 100 indie #books of 2024! Which makes it a perfect #Christmas gift or even just a treat for yourself 🙂 It's a book about #nature, #science, and #philosophy, but mostly it's about who we are and why we do what we do. 🧵 1/11 📚💙👀 www.kirkusreviews.com/best-of/2024...

@nick-golledge.bsky.social Hey Nick, is this your account? mastodon.social/@Niolledge

Post your favorite instrumentals! Any genre. Why? Back when people were getting rid of their CDs, I bought entire collections for pennies. Some were gifted to me. I only need to keep about 10%. I've started prepping them for sale. I need an instrumental mixtape to play while people shop.

Oh. It’s you again. Hello Monday. It’s Always Monday On The Moon ~#Dgar dgar.bandcamp.com/track/its-al... #DgarMusic #IndieMusic #AustralianMusic #Indie #Space #Moon #Rock #Music #Monday

I recently bought a toilet brush. Long story short: I’m going back to toilet paper.

“They glurged at me and pointed up.” Space Pop (ft. Kaaren Elizabeth Smith) ~ #Dgar youtu.be/ztqPhHmA2YY #DgarMusic #MusicVideo #IndieMusic #Blender3D #B3D #Indie #Music

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? Halfway.

I weighed a rainbow. It’s pretty light.

I have quit drinking wine for good. I now only drink wine for evil.

“They glurged at me and pointed up.” Space Pop (ft. Kaaren Elizabeth Smith) ~ #Dgar youtu.be/ztqPhHmA2YY #DgarMusic #MusicVideo #IndieMusic #Blender3D #B3D #Indie #Music

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I’m into fitness. Fitness cake into my mouth!!

start at the beginning

Forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 8 years in a row now…

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

Dads are like boomerangs. …I hope…

Don’t use AI to make music. Use your unresolved trauma like a real musician.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines!