Diane Fanning

I'm a multi-tasker. I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time. #seenonateeshirt

If you think I'm short, you should see my patience #seenonateeshirt

The best revenge is no revenge. Move on. Be happy. #seenonateeshirt

If you see your glass as half empty. pour it into a smaller glass and stop griping. #seenonateeshirt

If you’re wondering why so many SA survivors don’t report, Amy Acton reported when she was 9-years-old and now it’s being used against her by Vivek Ramaswamy in an attack ad. That’s why.

Wine is not the answer. Wine is the question. The answer is yes. #seenonateeshirt

My friend said: what rhymes with orange. I said: No, it doesn't #seenonateeshirt

Share this post if you are either for or against sharing pointless posts #seenonateeshirt

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know. #seenonateeshirt

Toys today just aren't made to last. In my day, you could kill a moose with a tonka truck. #seenonateeshirt

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. #seenonateeshirt

I've learned 2 very important lessons in my life. I can't recall the first one but the second one is that I need to start writing things down. #seenonateeshirt

Beer without alcohol is like watching porn on the radio #seenonateeshirt

I. LIKE. HOW. WHEN. YOU. READ. THIS. YOUR. VOICE. PAUSES. IN. YOUR. HEAD. #seenonateeshirt

I've never been held hostage but I have been included in a group text which is basically the samwe thing. #seenonateeshirt

Fall is that beautiful moment between sweat and hypothermia. #seenonateeshirt

'There are 3 kinds of men. The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. And the rest who have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.' Will Rogers #seenonateeshirt

I feel Canada’s pain. 🇨🇦

Not all storms come to disrupt your life, some come to clear your path. #seenonateeshirt

I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food and all I find are ingredients. #seenonateeshirt

Calories in one pistachio: 4 Calories burned opening that pistachio:3,146 Take that kale! #Seenonateeshirt

A public execution live streamed into your home? We have sunk so low that I can’t even comprehend our regression. Can anyone stop this?

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I like the tyoe if people whose sense of humor may be described as 'inappropriate with a chance of ruining family dinner.' #seenonateeshirt

Ok, now that shit is funny. And more true than not, regarding many men.

Today, I'm doing nothing because I started doing it yesterday and I wasn't finished. And I am not a quitter. #seenonateeshirt

A zombie looking for brains walked right past me. I'll never be the same again. #seenonateeshirt

I'm not a hot mess. I'm a spicy disaster. #seenonateeshirt

They defend our freedom without a gun. Thank a journalist for their service. #seenonateeshirt

Never hike alone in bear country. Always hike with someone you can trip and outrun. #seenonateeshirt

Does anybody else stare at the dead body in a movie or TV scene to see if you can catch them breathing? #seenonateeshirt

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, you're drunk. #seenonateeshirt

If we all just switched to cursive and stick shift cars, we could cripple an entire generation. #seenonateeshirt

Girls aren't moody. They just have days when they are less likely to ut up with your crap. #seenonateeshirt

Anybody know how many cups of coffee it takes in the morning to feel human again? "Cause so far, it's not 12. #seenonateeshirt

May the last quarter of 2026 be the plot twist you've been waiting for #seenonateeshirt

You're offended by my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself. #seenonateeshirt

Conspiracy theories: Because sane, logical explanations aren't as much fun as ignorant, fear-mongering lunacy #seenonateeshirt

PERKATORY: the anguished, prolonged period spent waiting for a fresh pot of coffee to be ready #seenonateeshirt

I might wake up early and go running. I also might wake up early and win the lottery. The odds are about the same. #seenonateeshirt

Controlling my tongue is no problem. It's my face that needs deliverance #seenonateeshirt

I am smitten with Britain. One of my ancestors emigrated from Wiltshire. My favorite tv show is Escape to the Country.