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It makes me so happy when Hideo Kojima gets to meet a famous person.

I lost my dream job today but on the bright side, every single other aspect of my life is also in complete shambles and I suffer constantly.

i feel like how Mads Mikkelsen looks

I've started working at a video game store again and holy fuck did I miss it. I'm no longer the nerdiest person at work.

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

Interviewing tomorrow for my dream job. I'm genuinely qualified for it so its kind of mine to fuck up.

Nation Proud Of Self For Watching, Enjoying Original Movie https://theonion.com/nation-proud-of-self-for-watching-enjoying-original-movie/

Metroid Prime 2 on GameCube whips surprisingly way more ass than the first. Quantifiably more ass being whipped.

Holy fuck can you receive psych care in this country without answer a 400 point questionnaire about every single traumatic experience you’ve experienced.

Welcome to Pride Month!

Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas

They’re little buddies. They hold hands sometimes and came close to kissing once.

Got my PS1 back with an xStation mod installed. About to get so weird with it.

BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

“Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis. When I was dead broke man I couldn’t picture this.“ Except I’m still exceptionally broke all the time.

Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game

Me, currently, owning a Sega Saturn.

“Now kith”

If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares. www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...

We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.

I made many foods today. Multiple food.

Good morning Bluesky !

Low morale is wild. “I got to be honest, putting immigrants in concentration camps is NOT as fun as I had hoped.”

Halo 3: ODST? More like Halo 3: Oh, damn. Shit's tight!

I've overworked myself enough the last few years that I can justify literally any purchase as a little treat. I'm about to get my 7th little treat of the year and I still feel like I deserve more.

Who made Walton Goggins hot? Like he wasn't unattractive before but what changed?

I really like sending little messages on here. And posts.

Sinners (2025)

Steve O is short for "Steven Oh."