Austin Grossman

Austin Grossman

@grossman.bsky.social

"I can give you no money, but I can give you advice for a lifetime: Your thumb on the blade, and strike upwards."

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Feast on them.

Richard M. Nixon@dicknixon.bsky.social

David Hamilton bunted his first time up last night on Murphy's order. Murphy said if you bunt now, they won't respect you later. Then you can feast on them. Hamilton drove in a run, then hit the home run that broke their backs.

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I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful

Q: Is J. D. Vance the first person in the White House since Nixon to face the supernatural threat to our nation's security? A: No. The Clintons were far too curious about what Nixon had buried beneath the Oval Office. The situation quickly got out of control. SOMEBODY PLEASE PAY ME TO WRITE THIS

Lisa Kadonaga@tapirtrouble.bsky.social

Has he been reading @grossman.bsky.social 's book? Maybe Nixon won't be the only VP who learns about the eldritch history of the Outworld Horror Kings, the pine men, and the Great Worm in Tunguska.

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roald dahl's grandson is a former london-based journalist who once freelanced for the daily dot and then married princess raiyah of jordan during covid but then got divorced and moved to the US where he became a cop in south carolina and just married an american tiktoker

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Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).

austingrossman.comCrooked — Austin GrossmanCrooked
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social

"It’s being called Nixonmaxxing, and it involves a series of slickly edited social media videos that cut archival Nixon footage to rap tracks and turn the 37th president into the sort of stone-cold, sigma male-style antihero that Gen Z bros can’t get enough of these days."

I stumbled on Heather O’Neill’s novel Lullabies for a little criminals and it’s stunningly good. I tried The Lonely Hearts Hotel but it’s so drenched in whimsy I can’t deal. But it still has great sentences.

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Replying to @digitalscorpyun.bsky.social

Trump gives them spectacle. Musk gives them infrastructure. ICE gives them force. Data centers give them extraction. The fight moves local because that’s where the machine touches land, water, housing, and bodies.

@merriam-webster.com Your entry for SCRIPS includes an erroneous example. "During the four-and-a-half-month program, filmmakers develop their scrips and network with industry professionals." —Elsa Keslassy, Variety, 20 Mar. 2026 Sorry to bother you. My insomnia is bad enough as it is.

Kafka - The Trial Baker - Cassandra at the Wedding Thackeray - Vanity Fair

John Wiswell@wiswell.bsky.social

Say a group of friends is making their own Top 100 Best Novels List. Your friends ask you for your recommendations. What are the first three books that come to mind? No overthinking. Share the first three greats that hit you.