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Me: Ordering things from Amazon Amazon: These will be two separate deliveries. When do you want them? Me: Two days from now, deliver them at the same time. Amazon: We can deliver this one item today? Me: No, deliver them together in two day's time. Amazon: You’re getting it today.

the temu app will be studied for generations. i opened the app. here’s my unedited, nearly two-minute launch sequence. i was just searching for a bookshelf

I guess Argentina can only be offensive when they see IShowSpeed

Getting World Cup fever englandflag.netlify.app

I learned about 'dopamine sites' that are popular in South Korea and put together maru.place A feed never ends, so you scroll until you feel worse. Maru closes the loop. Craving without the consequence. 🟠

I've been building an app that lets you create and share football lineup graphics. squadra-app.com I've just launched it on ProductHunt so if you have an account, please give it an upvote www.producthunt.com/products/squ...

Easter weekend. Where did it all go wrong?

Nagasaki good

The male pastime of browsing Uber Eats without ordering anything.

I put together a website over the weekend that simply links to every #JLeague club’s (and more!) YouTube channel where they upload match highlights – jleague.tube

Absolutely crazy game after a dull 85 minutes. AFCON goated

Times New Roman is a British typeface. Perhaps they should consider something American-made like Comic Sans.

Evergreen. Honestly this movie broke something inside of me.

If I have to politely listen to a server explain how a small plates restaurant works one more time I am going to go postal.

Spotify Wrapped continues to be fun while Apple Music’s Replay is as dry as a spreadsheet 🤷

I always wondered why they made a movie about an elevator but apparently it's "List"???

Every stress, anxiety and worry leaving my body after I started playing Hawaiian music. That spongebob type shit.

Typical experience of using an Apple Watch workout while walking the dog. Dog stops to sniff for 3 seconds: Oi! Are you still walking? Forget to end the route when driving home: You’re now clearly walking at 40mph, way to go!

Crying at the word 食べさせられなければならない. AKA the final boss of Japanese grammar.

Happy new FPL season to all those who celebrate! The only reason why anyone would be invested in Forest v Brentford.

Ya boy

Hi, it's me!

I have never heard of this game before but I could have sworn it was just browsing the web in the EU.

Getting my Jump To Conclusions! mat out here. Apple's recent moves and interest in F1 is shaping up to mean only one thing. AppleTV+ Cadillac F1 Team

We need to go back macthemes.garden

Great day to be a Brighton fan. From watching the women’s team be awful whilst getting sunburned to watching the men’s team be equally bad.

It's been a year

At what point in time did YouTube comments actually become worth reading? Have there been any studies into this?

Me when I first started using AI: "Could you please refine this message to sound more articulate? Thank you." Me now: "Make words better."

What a name!

That'll stop the opioid crisis

Is it just me or is Apple Music getting a little worse at showing new albums?

This is a really beautiful and well made game. Please download it!

Of course, how stupid of me.

A nice easy way to make a passive income is to sell stock photographs of a phone with a company logo, being held up against a screen showing the same logo.

Ah, yes, I remember playing Balatro 95 back in my dad's office

the banning of tiktok is another painful reminder to buy physical copies of your media. i have dozens of dvds of an ai voice reading reddit comments over unrelated minecraft footage.

I have a 1138 day streak on Duolingo. I've met my goal, now I'm unmotivated and just going through the motions. I need to break up with it. Anyone had similar experience?

This is my least favourite design paradigm of recent times. I don't know, I cannot remember. This login isn't in 1Password. Keychain doesn't know. I have multiple email addresses. Did I use oAuth? To fix this I have to open my email client, search the name of the service and then find their emails

As I look back on 2024 I

First trying Balatro earlier in the year: Yeah it’s okay. I can see the appeal. Not for me though. Trying Balatro again: This game occupies my every thought.

Just saw a TV ad for the chair from Wall•E??

Darts is just the best sport to watch on TV, you don’t need to know anything, no complex rules. When you see players closing out sets and getting 180s it is just exhilarating. #WCDarts