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“Hello, I’m R. L. Stine“ is my vocal stick for the month

On this episode of YCSM, come for a not especially good Goosebumps book...stay for a discussion of my very real (and very cool) ekistamp collection (partially pictured here).

Are you body horny? On this episode of YCSM, @achangeofpants.bsky.social is blessed on his SNES, @bobvids.com suppresses Skeletor, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social's mom is cool, and Ino wants everyone to shut up and take her on a walk! youtu.be/CkIkLIm7Wdc

While I was in Salem, I got a physical copy of the Goosebumps book Ghost Beach, which is the book I read when I guested on @youcantscare.me! Now I have a Ghost Beach of my very own!

Extremely excited to add a smell-based component to future episodes of @youcantscare.me

@youcantscare.me (I hope this wasn't mentioned on the podcast before and I completely forgot.)

Every episode of this podcast is gold, but this one is going to have a special place in my heart. I was the Officer Barney for my elementary school's production. A well meaning choir teacher told me I wasn't facing out enough, leading me to do every performance staring directly at the audience

Who’s everyone’s favorite Phantom? We had the original Canadian cast recording on a cassette I nearly wore out as a moody 9 year old, so he’ll always be Colm Wilkinson to me youtu.be/1Ld4yGDNT0g

Y'all need to hear the boys SINGING in this ep

Come for Goosebumps the musical...but first, endure my extended book report on a piece of barely tangentially-related literature! And as a bonus, appreciate the musical stylings of @achangeofpants.bsky.social

Don't be such a donut! On this episode of YCSM, @achangeofpants.bsky.social plays fart.mp3, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social catches a killer brown-handed, and @bobvids.com finds a new iPhone case! youtu.be/90poBU8L9RA

Make 'em Wait! ft. @achangeofpants.bsky.social

I’m da Phantom baby! On this episode of YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social forgets about anime, @bobvids.com injects Knuckles, and @achangeofpants.bsky.social performs a musical number! youtu.be/lXxuQ-ZSc44

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Yo! @youcantscare.me mentioned! Bump heads unite - lolololol Joking aside, it's an exceptional, fun podcast!

Listening to a podcast that talks about Goosebumps a normal amount.

Move over Lee Cronin, because RL Stine is back to stink up another mummy story, and folks? ...He can't keep getting away with it.

NOT a scarab! On this episode of YCSM, @bobvids.com dies, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social spit-takes, and @achangeofpants.bsky.social tests his audio levels!

Foul Tarnished Apple! In search of the Elden Dew... ft. @deviousvacuum.bsky.social @tomatograndpa.bsky.social @achangeofpants.bsky.social

Peace be with you and this is podracing! On this episode of YCSM, @deviousvacuum.bsky.social is full of loose soda, @achangeofpants.bsky.social thinks about Iori Yagami, @bobvids.com wonders what mako tastes like, and @tomatograndpa.bsky.social embraces being a huge weird pervert!

Why, what's this waiting under the tree on Christmas morning? A bonus holiday episode of You Can't Scare Me? Well merry Christmas indeed!

YCSM Highlight: Merry Christmas Knife Guy! Let's Read Bad Two Sentence Horror

Merry Christmas! On this episode of YCSM, @achangeofpants.bsky.social goes caroling, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social loves his dog, and @bobvids.com gives the gift of editing! Merry Christmas! youtu.be/wuV-U5Cl7Ds

Well folks, here we are: rock bottom. In this discussion of what I refuse to believe is not the worst Goosebumps book: dark secrets are revealed, lasting psychologic damage is done, and maybe, just maybe, we all learn a little something about ourselves.

please enjoy our podcast @youcantscare.me that is only occasionally about goosebumps by r.l. stine

I’m don’t love it! On this episode of YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social calls RFK Jr an idiot to his face (not a joke), @bobvids.com learns every way to pronounce “papier-mâché”, and @achangeofpants.bsky.social struggles to pronounce “Jacobus” correctly!

It’s a Stine Crime! On this episode of YCSM, @bobvids.com uses examples for credit, @achangeofpants.bsky.social becomes a witch and curses himself with extra warts, and @tomatograndpa.bsky.social’s Grandma won’t let him jack it!

Water in the fire WHY?! On this episode of YCSM, @achangeofpants.bsky.social gets caught up in the crossfire, @bobvids.com steps on some fire coral, and @tomatograndpa.bsky.social discovers Cthulhu!

We need that Heimlich! On this special bonus episode of YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social jams on an egg sandwich, @achangeofpants.bsky.social says goodbye to Ganon, and @bobvids.com rots in hell!

Cuddles, no! On this episode of YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social gives expert testimony, @bobvids.com deploys Fart_with_Reverb.mp3, and @achangeofpants.bsky.social rewrites Goosebumps in iambic pentameter!

a high honor for @youcantscare.me - thanks to everyone who enjoys it!

R.L. Stine gaslights children! On this episode of YCSM, @bobvids.com finds a cursed audiobook, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social discovers bugs at work, and @achangeofpants.bsky.social spends half the podcast adding reverb to clips of Nicolas Cage screaming!

Day #40: Goosebumps (1995)

What's that sound? It's @youcantscare.me hosts @tomatograndpa.bsky.social , @bobvids.com , and @achangeofpants.bsky.social all huddled under a blanket fort, telling each other tales of R.L. Stine! They do look a bit different, though...

In Slither (2006) at a 50 minutes 26 seconds a child can be seen reading a copy of Goosebumps book You Can't Scare Me! A fate at least comparable to having an alien slug eat your brain. Her sister is reading The Girl Who Cried Monster." I'm about 99% sure Night in Terror Tower is on the nightstand.

If you want some hilarious goosebumps chat @youcantscare.me is perfect!

@youcantscare.me @bobvids.com holy hell check this out bleedingcool.com/collectibles...

I’ve got a playthrough of Escape from Horrorland for ya: youtu.be/FyJJKFndjEg

It's a Hoops Party! On today's YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social discovers the magic of the Game Dot Com, @achangeofpants.bsky.social learns how to use an umbrella from the Backstreet Boys, and Garfield slides into @bobvids.com's DMs!

Spoilers for a future episode of @youcantscare.me but I can't stop thinking about how the Horrorland Horrors, as depicted in the original Goosebumps merchandise, exude such powerful "masc-presenting" energy.

just finished the recording session for our new 'one day at horrorland' episode. runtime: 4 hours and 30 minutes

we're gonna make a life mistake and read the goosebumps book 'one day at horrorland' live on stream right now! swing by, we need company twitch.tv/bobvids

Experiencing some late night existential dread, what better time to begin reading the next Goosebumps entry. You know the bar is in the gutter when you are thankful that the story actually starts in the first chapter.