Devious Vacuum

finally found the two tumblr posts that summarize my entire philosophy

Got tipsy off of 6 oz of 11% porter and started crying about how much I love my boyfriend

RIP

Favorite screenshot of the video

Anyone else going as Pumpkin Hill from Sonic Adventure 2 for Halloween this year or just me? 🎃⛰️ The costume has a treasure hunting minigame where you can move Knuckles across the “level” and the radar necklace will blink as you get closer to the hidden emerald in the pockets 💎 I love Halloween!!

sysl.itch.io/sheep-farm-g... Ever wanted to count Mareep on the go?

Portrait of the Artist as Pumpkin

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it's wrapped carbon fiber man what could go wrong

here, i made you this horrible turd in the shape of an explainer on Ethan and Hila Klein: slate.com/life/2026/10...

Sapphic Revenge and Thirsty Gay Boys!!! twitch.tv/paulineragny

Go! My Creations! is DONE After a year of design and testing, my new RPG is out and available! All artwork is by the incredible @infinitebrians.neocities.org (check him out). My print order is in the works, and I'll be debuting the physical edition at MAGfest! greenintern.itch.io/go-my-creati...

Hey man. Just wanted to check in about your Orbs. Yeah just wondering about the challenges of them really. Because like I know the look of your Orbs changed recently. And that can result in new challenges. But, "when the Orbs are easier to track, they're easier to earn." Churchill I think said that

Early voting at 10:30am popping off this morning. The turnout is real!

most terrifying sentence i've read in my life

Getting a billion dollars to do this shit

They don't tell you that part of doing cutting edge research is living to see it taught to middle schoolers by the time you retire

It's happening again in like... 2 weeks! I'm thrusting my dogwater mech designs on @emilyaster.bsky.social, @tietuesday.bsky.social, @wanderingnewbie.bsky.social and @sword.zone again and they're gonna beat the hell outta eachother with 'em! Tuesday 3rd Nov - 10pm GMT @ twitch.tv/dr_dubz

This year I'm going to be spending Halloween (the most wonderful time of the year) with my most wonderful boyfriend @tomatograndpa.bsky.social! We're gonna carve pumpkins and look at pumpkins and eat pumpkins as well! I'm exciteddd

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

it's called "Claudio Simonetti's Goblin" because Claudio Simonetti was the first person to catalog that specific type of goblin. look it up

When it's Scrib Doon Saturday

Fuck AI, support REAL creatives! You can find and help fund the adorable pumpkin turtle HERE: www.makeship.com/products/pum...

REMINDER: tonight at 8pm EST! THE KILLER RETURNS Twitch.tv/thevoiceofdog

THANK YOU ALL AGAIN for making Mareepathon 2 a truly absurd event to remember. And a hearty congratulations to those who have entered THE HALL OF FAME! I'll probably staple this onto the end of the VOD when it goes up on Youtube or something? But for now, enjoy.

Saw a truck decal today with the classic "nobody rides for free" except it said "gas, tits or ass" instead of "ass, gas or grass." Sort of a straight edge misogynist with low expectations

Passing from the right the guy who was driving like an asshole 30 minutes earlier in our commute, feeling my position in the race increment in the HUD

Me and @tomatograndpa.bsky.social played Ghost Town Pumpkin Festival!!!

Are you body horny? On this episode of YCSM, @achangeofpants.bsky.social is blessed on his SNES, @bobvids.com suppresses Skeletor, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social's mom is cool, and Ino wants everyone to shut up and take her on a walk! youtu.be/CkIkLIm7Wdc

many such cases

here comes all the brain geniuses thinkin they know anything about tech. ive built space ships. im a doctor.

all the young people love it

I was there for the moment my wonderful, amazing girlfriend discovered Boo Haw, I saw first hand the way it has infiltrated her life. 2026: The Year of Boo Haw.