dirt squirrel

oh FUCK yeah, my emotional support regular at work was touched that I brought him a piece of cake on his birthday so he brought me some of his special birthday dinner. he works at an indian restaurant but his uncle made him REAL indian/pakistani food for his bday and guys??? it was so fuckin good

I also learned tonight that urdu has no real curse words and is beautiful and poetic, which means you have to really shakespeare up those insults lol

oh FUCK yeah, my emotional support regular at work was touched that I brought him a piece of cake on his birthday so he brought me some of his special birthday dinner. he works at an indian restaurant but his uncle made him REAL indian/pakistani food for his bday and guys??? it was so fuckin good

usually I'm fine and even pleased with canada not selling american alcohol, but can fucking cutwater's canadian division please let us have the good flavours instead of just the ones that taste like actual poison

no, apparently you cannot

my algorithm has started showing me a lot of videos of small girls whipping ass at skateboarding, and I approve. there's a certain joy that comes with watching tiny baby girls landing kick flips and dropping into huge pipes and shit that is hard to get elsewhere. you go, tiny baby, shred that shit

sometimes they're even wearing like a little fuckin tutu! or fairy wings!! it's the cutest shit I've ever seen

love hoarding art supplies. last night while we were installing the new sink in the kitchen, bf realised that due to a tight corner while he was cutting the new counter top, there was a small gap next to the sink. I grabbed my epoxy clay, patched it up, and once I sand & paint it it'll be perfect 😌

seriously though, epoxy clay is cool as fuck. you can use it for home improvement shit like this, or you can use it to make art that air dries to a rock solid form in like a day and can be sanded, drilled, painted, etc. it bonds permanently to like any surface

does anyone know of a shoe brand that isn't demonia who makes big clunky platform boots that reliably have size 11+ for women? these bitches are so fuckin expensive and like 80% of them have a bunch of tacky teenaged goth shit hanging off them. I just want plain ass, black, 8-12 hole platform boots

oh wow I just weighed myself and I'm officially down 50lbs from my highest weight this year 🎊

hi being trans is good and being fascist is bad and this shouldn't be a debate

I wish american liberals on this fucking site would just come right out and say "the trans genocide isn't real because trans people aren't human". because that's obviously the fuckin point they like to dance around but of course they won't! because they're fucking cowards who feel morally superior

and it would hurt their "liberal cred" to admit that, in reality, they don't fuckin care about bullshit like "human rights" or "fairness" or "equality". all they fuckin care about is that the policies their team enacts don't negatively affect THEM, personally

"you're canadian, why do you feel the need to speak over americans in conversations about the united states" the answer is very simple: many of you are very, very stupid

our kitchen sink broke last night (don't ask me how, I don't know shit about shit), while there was a sink full of dishes, so bf dismantled the whole counter and sink at like midnight and our kitchen is filled with dirty dishes and is totally unusable 🙃

BUT on the bright side, he's a good man and is currently trying to fit a new sink and cut a new counter top. AND my dad has offered up a bunch of brand new kitchen cupboard doors that I get to paint and install 😈

I watched borat once and it just felt racist? I really don't understand why everyone gives sasha baron cohen a pass on the brown face shit with borat and ali g. like even a lot of generally left wing people seem to like him a lot?