Djangus

Ive never even been to a cheesesteak factory. must be nice.

watching Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story for the first time since it came out. its wild how its been 19 years and every music Biopic we've had since is still being skewered directly by this. truly one of the funniest films of its era.

yeah and its sort of a self defeating argument when you realize THOSE PEOPLE DIDNT HAVE RIGHTS THEN, or they absolutely would have had a part in it. and despite those mens substantial flaws, they DO have rights now in no small part to that constitution they signed.

i will say it until my lungs run empty 𝘸𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦

Garth Merenghi's Fart Face

You're so grapes. You probably think this song is about juice.

If I only had a brain.

We're PINKY and the BRAIN We're pinky and the brain! What a glorious feeling! I'm happy again!

Get in, we are goin rapin and roadkillin!

shidded in my fidded. fiddyonefiddy pretty shiddy

would be pretty cool #bluesky could figure out how to not do this all the time lol

Hila Klein confirms Ethan Klein has been having an Extramarital Affair. Holy shit.

If you use ai generators, I hate you.

racist people are so dumb. Like every mixed person i see is hotter than their parents. this should have solved racism by now.

Every 100 Reskeets on this post I'll pick someone to send an envelope of Stickers to. I have many, many stickers. Qwest! 💪

its literally illegal for this DEMON to say this shit. his church should be removed from tax exempt status under the constitution. Every church that does this scum shit should be destroyed. They are illegal in our country. this is not up for debate.

Control Resonant is so insanely good. You owe it to yourself to experience this world. You do gotta play Control (1) first cuz youre gonna play it and its the best game too might as well do them in order. Maybe the best worldbuilding in any game ive ever played.

we cannot co-exist with people like this. we either find a way to excise them, or we let them choke us with their ignorance.

I dont think he has the range but this photo makes me think Chris Pratt should do the Shatner biopic. and i hate Pratt. nothing good since andy and starlord.

This is a new level of insane.

The ADL is showing us all who they are. Believe them.

As long as everyone was evacuated I see this as an absolute win. it and it's investors literally caused this.

Instead of "Who Throws a Shoe?!" Im yelling "WHO TIES A TIE?!"

I disavow Ethan Hunt.

This is what it should say on his gravestone. if we dont shoot him into the sun of course.

major red flag

Now is the time to care about everyone, not “once we win” The time to care about everyone is always always always now

Coriolanus is just latin for Leather Butthole or you could go with Rotating Butthole after the scientific work of Gaspard-Gustave de Coriolis. Coriolis effect is named after him, but his name really just means "Of Leather" or "Leatherworker."

If we survive any of this, we gotta put Elon Musk under the jail. dude is the most corrupt evil twit ever and hes openly attempting to buy elections. He IS A TRAITOR AND A FOREIGN AGENT. He is easily arguably a more despicable person than trump and thats a fucking feat.

Worth watching if you are anti gun. It's a very good faith and well thought out video, please consider checking it out. I agree with everything he says, and that is why I have guns too.

as someone who is on the spectrum.. my dog definitely also has autism. he loves being squished with pillows. he is very particular about when and where we play and how. he always follows a strict routine and gets upset when we deviate at all. he is just like his dad. i could go on and on.

I always hated metallica. like 2 good songs ever, and I cant even name the second one. and then the Napster bullshit? Hetfield and Ulrich have been cunts for 30 years. there are 10000 metal bands that deserve more success than these losers.

Ford Focus

my wedding night turning from joy to horror as my bride takes advantage of my slumber to untie the mysterious green ribbon affixed to the base of my penis

if i see an israeli flag I know the flyer is scum or mentally ill. they do not represent jews. they do deserve everything they wish upon palestinians. its unfortunate that they wish genocide on others.

TRY TO FORGET A LITTLE