Dylan Cook

Doug was fired for much less

I told a few friends after the Bears game that the Eagles might not win in October but I didn’t think it would actually happen

Is it still an October surprise if no one is surprised?

Hear me out: Goal Knuble

I can’t remember the last time I’ve giggled with joy from watching the Sixers. Play that damn soooooong

Woke up with my heart pounding overnight because I dreamt that a leopard attacked me while I was trying to get away on the back of a small dog (I don’t have a dog). Sixers by a bajillion

A Philly team other than the Union won a game we are BACK BABY

When can we call it quits on the David Jiricek experiment

Lmao Dave put Trea on a PIP

Cheer up everyone the Flyers play tonight

It takes a special team to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in back to back weeks. This team needs an enema

we r pen st

Imagine going to a Super Bowl party and this is the broadcast they have on

Went to the book store and found your biography

*taps sign*

Za’darius Smith, Jaire Alexander, and now Lane Johnson. This organization has to be beyond toxic for guys to repeatedly want out like this

My wife gets it

I wonder what Mike Gansey would be able to get in return for Trea Turner

2013 NHL lockout-style compliance buyouts to get under the inevitable salary cap so the Phillies can cut Trea Turner loose, please and thanks

Last night really happened? The Eagles lost (and couldn’t even manage a sack) against a bit from a Progressive commercial?

Makai Lemon catch for a loss, drink

Andy Dalton vs Case Keenum in prime time as God intended

Saquon looking like 2024 so at least that’s good?

What a beautiful evening to JUMP OFF THE FUCKING ROOF GO BIRDS AHAHAHA

Budd Dwyer is gonna trend in like an hour

Is it an overreaction to say that I want Bryce Harper and his pals as far away from my baseball team as possible? It doesn’t feel like an overreaction

Why fire James Franklin if you’re just going to lose the big games with the new guy anyway?

Luckily as a Catholic I am able to shamelessly root for the White Sox this October since the Phillies are choosing to repeatedly shoot themselves in their collective dicks

I used to work in HR (primarily recruitment) and the only thing that would disqualify someone in this iced coffee scenario for me is leaving your trash and assuming I’ll throw it away for you

If Brandon Marsh remembered how to hit it is over for you hoes

Trump’s Truth Social post when he learns about this is going to be so unhinged that he might call to repeal the 13th amendment

A big thank you to Apple for making the iPhone Duo $2000 because I’d probably buy it if it was $500 cheaper

Yeah I got time

@Shane Steichen

jUsT gOtTa MaKe HiM pLaY qUaRtErBaCk

Drew Kendall tush push 🔥

Trinidad Chambliss is so cool man

If the Phillies choke away a playoff spot I hope it at least means they blow it up as best they can. They cant afford to run it back again

The LIFE HACK that gas companies don’t want you to know! 📈🤑💰

It’s not often that you can highlight the exact moment an election was won or lost

Bob Kraft had no idea what he was about to start and that’s awesome

This is when they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.

I was about to say Bob Kraft needs his hard drive checked but we’ve known this for years

In play, Bird(s)

The people are saying: Ohio State Suckeyes

Phillies hiatus the rest of the weekend. Go Birds

Maybe Myles Garrett should of stayed in Cleve land???