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If you’re on a government list, that just means somebody’s always thinking about you. ☺️

This is basically the prequel to The Road by Cormac McCarthy.

If the iOS 27 update made all your lock screen notifications illegible… ⚙️ Settings > Accessibility > Display & Text Size > Reduce Transparency

Unsure how I feel about Mamdani’s rodent genocide, but I did say I was a single issue voter, and my issue is rats, so I’ll have to stand by my word and vote for his second term if he actually pulls this off.

Why not just rename the whole fucking planet

Why yes, I may have taken my 17 year old kid to her first Rocky Horror Picture Show performance with the NYC Shadowcast at City Winery last night. 🫦

That sudden desire to take a fall roadtrip to the place that invented the American hamburger.

PHP stands for Pray you Haven’t been Pwned.

oh man

Ironically, the one thing that would have saved the Titanic.

The word America is Italian, BTW. 🤌🇮🇹

Wait til he learns that Florida, Montana, Nevada, and Colorado are all words from…

My kid requested a Primus song during karaoke in school. Raising him right.

New Jersey has an opportunity to do the funniest thing.

How do I make the loan spam calls stop without completely dropping out of society and living off-grid?

Doc still did it better.

The Dukes still did it better.

This will definitely not kill anyone.

This is why I have trust issues.

You’re not even safe in the “privacy” of your home now.

Huge missed opportunity to cast Bobby Moynihan as SBF!

Oh my god

“Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

Fountains of Wayne was one of the greatest bands of my generation, and no I won’t debate this.

Two words I never want to hear ever again: “botched execution”

Glad that’s finally settled.

Never calling it "super intelligence." Never calling it "Lake America." Never calling it "Gulf of America." Never calling it "Mount McKinley." Everything is so stupid now.

LOL, I wouldn’t touch Muse with a ten foot pole.

Be ungovernable.

This is the face babies make when they fill their diaper. 😬

Why is Cash App encouraging people to finance their groceries? When did they become so evil?

Missed a yooge opportunity to rename it “America Intelligence.”

Never go full Idiocracy.

I’m at the Triumphal Arch. I’m at the Sniper’s Nest. I’m at the combination Triumphal Arch and Sniper’s Nest.

Hell yeah, girl!

More like Lauren Bi-bert, amirite?

In 2024, we had the option of a super-lame figurehead for a predictable establishment machine or Gozer the Destructor, and we went with the Destructor.

“Trump says he will create an AI Force.”

Truly amazing how genius wonder boy and future American president Donald J. Trump managed to negotiate the Defense of Greenland Agreement when he was only five years old.

Things are definitely going well in Iran.

As they say, “If you don’t gotta go, you gotta go.”

Imagine thinking that maintaining the same status quo we’ve had for the last 75 years is “winning.” 🤣

”Nice icebergs youse got there. Be a real shame if sumthin’ was to happen to ‘em.” — Don Trump Corleone

I very much do not recommend getting the digestive system bug I‘ve had this week! At least it wasn’t Cyclospora, so there’s that.

“Why just destroy them when we can reverse engineer them and find the secrets of those spying on us?”

I met Peter Max a few times, over a decade ago. The bulk of his career was behind him, and he mostly had assistants creating his paintings at that point, but when you invent an iconic style that helped define a generation, it stays yours forever.

Oh, of course. I don’t usually watch award shows.