C.A. Pinkham

It is so, so funny that they think this is a gotcha

I know the American health care system has issues but Jesus

Can someone explain the Cheesecake Factory thing to me

What does this even mean

It took me several attempts at reading this to realize this ding dong is saying we’d be in a better reality if Hillary had won in 2008. Fucking wild. I didn’t know anyone was still trying to relitigate 2008

lol oh wait you’re the Won’t Someone Think of the Poor Tesla Owners Guy, hey everybody come and laugh at this fucking dipshit

NARRATOR: it did make you an American.

Weird question but do any anesthesiologists follow me

Ok, well, you’re a dick, Jeff

It's true. I've watched many people in different sectors choose to do things they sort of know are stupid or ineffectual that a consultant told them to do and they are trying to look good to the consultant or impress them which is some major loser shit.

Come Out Ye Black and Tans really is the GOAT of hater songs

The flags are at this point basically that elevator scene from the shining

“Well that’s weird, the AI judge not only gave the black gymnasts a lower score but also reported them to authorities for ‘being suspiciously dark’”

Telling the waiter with the fresh parmesan grinder to "fuck my entire shit up, home slice"

once again: they are flailing, they are desperate, they have no plan, and they are panic-throwing shit against the wall to see if anything sticks that this stuff is scary doesn’t mean we need to grant them the presumption that it will work

One thing that sucks about being a parent is I have to rein in being Ebenezer Scrooge about Halloween for the next like 14 years so I don’t ruin it for her

Imagine still believing in incrementalism post Biden

even abstracted into hypothetical maths this doesn't make any sense. picking the lesser evil still makes things more evil, just by a lesser amount

Like I believe in harm reduction, which is why I keep voting for these absolute shitheads, but the idea picking the lesser evil makes the system better over the long term is fucking insane, no it doesn’t, we just don’t currently have a better choice

this means six more weeks of marinara

liberty mutual was the only advertiser who stuck with tucker carlson after he said mexicans were "filth" so whatever fantasies you have about torturing the mascot are morally correct

What specifically is it about Talarico he hates so much? It can’t be his steadfast support for trans rights because well, lol

Food, man. Restaurants are unbelievably good now.

Weird it feels like maybe you should blame the Biden-Trump crossover voters more

Matty seeing all these other Matts coming for his Worst Matt throne and going “you come for the king, you best not miss”

I typed faster than I ever have when she said mouse poop, I needed to get that reply out before she sent another text

Unified Theory of Pam (“in any human field of endeavor, there will be a single person—Pam—miraculously holding things together, and if anything happens to Pam, we are hosed”) remains undefeated

We’re not allowed to be specific because that repulsive little grease ogre has shooters but suffice it to say if I said 1/10 of how I feel about Michael Tracey I’d get banned so hard it would reverse the earth’s axis and spin time backwards like in that one Superman movie

He’s sundowning, next question