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When my father in law comes to my house, he always poops in the first ten minutes after he walks in the door. Is that weird? I think it’s weird.

Loving this score. #crew96

Fuck Messi! Malte is the soccer king! #crew96

Indiana law is stupid, and Carmel (my hometown) is notorious for making terrible racially-motivated traffic stops, so all those things suck, but this dude has done everything he can to torpedo his chances of making it as an NFL QB. www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

Disappointing finish. Should have won. Hope no one’s injury lingers long.

U.S. Open Cup never meant anything to me until it meant EVERYTHING to me, starting today. #crew96

I have greatly enjoyed watching America feel the same things I have felt about Vivek Ramaswamy since the fall of 2003

This is apparently not my sports day.

The ads are reaching Idiocracy levels.

Damn. Well, 22 game win streak was fun while it lasted. Fun game.

Fuck yeah, let’s go!

T I M E T O G O

We had Hoosiers season tickets when I was a kid and they were shitty. When I watch games now and the stadium is full, I wonder who all these people are and who they were rooting for when my family sat in that cold, empty stadium.

Western Michigan has no political commercials on TV and this is a great trip for that reason alone.

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By the transitive property, now the Brewers are ruining baseball.

There simply aren’t enough porkchop restaurants anymore.

Seems like there’s really been an uptick in Jesus neck tattoos.

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Camera seems to keep missing action tonight. #crew96

I’m new to wearing glasses full-time. How the fuck do these get so dirty all the time? Nothing is touching the lenses, so where does this stuff come from? Was it simply flying into my eyes before? IS THAT WHY I NEED THE GLASSES??

The New Balance commercial of Ohtani pitching to Ohtani is not very flattering about his pitching. He gets rocked.

It seems that Ryan Gravenberch was the only guy on the field keeping Liverpool in this match, cuz it’s sure gone to shit since his red card.

I picked playoff baseball over the Crew and am feeling pretty smart.

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This show was such a goddamned delight.

Well, this WAS a good baseball game. 🫤

“Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk”

I’ve never seen so many catcher’s interference calls in one week.

Aaron Boone teams have always felt like underachievers. He’ll almost certainly manage the Reds soon.

I can’t wait until the Trop gets torn down.

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I love the Gateway, but c’mon, man.

It took Daniel Jones 16 seconds to fall on his ass, fumble, and lose the ball, and now I remember why I don’t watch the Colts anymore.