Ken Tremendous

He needs to be impeached just for being this stupid. It's embarrassing to have someone this stupid in front of a microphone.

Trying so hard to be like Daddy

No you see AI won’t replace jobs it will simply make the jobs easier

Put the fucking Hawks game in the afternoon you losers

60,000 workers. god damn www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

(in math class, learning the reflexive axiom) grok is this true

Hey Siri what am I looking at, it's tall and has leaves

Hey Gemini what is my kid's name and what does she look like, I'm at her school play and I can't figure out which one it is

Might be time to go home and be a family man

Loser shit. My god.

To be fair this is what economically anxious voters in the Rust Belt voted for (a frank evlauation of different kinds of people's asses)

To score a touchdown on the ground you have to just barely reach the ball through an imaginary plane. To score a touchdown through the air you have to do 28 magical things simultaneously.

The most maddening part of this -- which is saying something -- is that the cop who has torn his town into shreds thinks the remaining residents are cool with him because they smile at him when he walks by. Mind-numbing levels of cope. www.propublica.org/article/depo...

Obama in Georgia: It's nice to be here Republican Media: OH APPARENTLY IT'S TERRIBLE TO BE IN IOWA DOES THIS ELITIST NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MANY PEOPLE LIVE IN TEXAS WHY DOES OBAMA THINK IT'S "NOT NICE" TO BE IN ISRAEL JAMES TALARICO WANTS TO TRANS YOUR KIDS* *They say that no matter the situation

Someone on Instagram just mansplained a check swing to me and told me to watch more baseball lmao Sir, that’s not medically possible.

He'll be fine. His personal hero was also thrown in jail, and used the time to get some writing done.

Eh. EU. Close enough.

hope ur independent ass is loving this matthew mcconaguey

Is Smoltz watching another game? Like did someone put a Reds-Braves game from June on a monitor in front of him and he's actually reacting to what's happening in that game?

If we had thought for one second that our dystopian metal death machines would be used for evil we never would’ve made them and then released videos showing how terrifying they are

People I have pictured since reading the name "Ethan Klein" and trying to remember who he is: Ethan Suplee Calvin Klein Ezra Klein Ethan, a guy I went to college with Ethan Allen (is he a real person, not sure) And this maybe doesn't count but the song "Evenflow" is now stuck in my head

Are you fucking kidding me

Today's "This Moment in Baseball" memory brought to you by: steroids. Steroids: Find Your Inner Psychopath!

Weird. It’s like he didn’t even want to watch the actual game!

Wait…people thought that was a real car? If it were a real car…he would’ve done it live. I’m legit surprised that anyone thought that was a real car.

He’s trying so hard to be Trump and he will just never be Trump

There's a lot wrong with the world. Read something healing.

I have greatly enjoyed watching America feel the same things I have felt about Vivek Ramaswamy since the fall of 2003

He’s trying to do his stupid “He was a happy guy because his wife died” bit but his brain is so addled he can’t remember how it goes

Time to go public!

As the Knicks kick off their season, check out Max Greenfield's NBA preview! The host of this podcast is excellent and that is a completely unbiased opinion. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

My man is straight-up slumbering

In the bedrock of my soul I know he started out thinking the press pool was a literal pool and has been seething with disappointment since he discovered the mistake

Took the test and got the giraffe question wrong 😨

I just went to fraud.gov and reported Trump’s bribe attempts. It was both childish and very satisfying. And I only dropped one f-bomb! Proud of myself.

It's too embarrassing to admit you're a powerless stooge, I guess, so you have to stick with "man I'll tell you what this outcome that was predicted by literally every other person on Earth just completely blindsided me"

They paid $250K to have a fascist squirrel get his little squirrel soul ripped out at a town hall. These Nazis have too much money!

Brian Anderson is an absolutely wonderful baseball announcer.