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Kinda wonder if Trump is letting kegsbreath get impeached over this terrible idea so he can remove him without admitting he messed up

Good way to tell if you're on the wrong side of an issue: if Ukraine blows up all the Russian bot farms and all your friends online suddenly go quiet, you were on the wrong side Looking at you maga, Maha, antivaxxers, racists, anti LGBT, anti immigrant, pro ice, and so on folks Shame!

Y'all, possums are neat pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

Every squirrel lives Not every squirrel truly dies Or something like that FREEDOM!!!! (from birds)

To Valhalla

Yeah I could see him doing this It'll be totally humiliating for the US

What if we do fight club but it's hamsters and you're totally allowed to talk about it because it's adorable?

dumBo's biggest achievement in life was having a daddy who owns an oil company

Oh yeah Acorn crop is coming along nicely Gonna make so much acorn liquor

It's kind of crazy that the right wanted to turn Charlie Kirk into their Reichstag Fire, but instead they accidentally turned him into their Harambe

😭😭😭😭😭 There will be an investigation And revenge

If this violent thug had been left in prison where he belongs after the first crime spree this kid wouldn't have been abused Great work GOPedos

Germans who supported the Nazis from the beginning didn't get a pass for realizing at the end it didn't work out in their favor If Trump offered them a special voucher just for them to make their groceries and gas affordable they'd be right back in the cult

Teach me to do something and I probably won't do it and will act out Do it for me whenever I demand it and I'll have that thing for life

The Nolan version made more money than the original So by the laws of capitalism that means the 2026 Odyssey is the correct one Helen is capitalisticly verified as black Any other depiction is changing history Anyone who doesn't agree is a communist

There should be a gameshow where a maga has to defend this stuff to win, I dunno, 50k to spend on Trump merch but they can't change the subject, lie, or engage in whataboutism If they lose the money is instead given to a bunch of trans immigrant kids

Who puts a marshmallow in a cocktail What is this, middle school?!!

People mocking Tate for only having one supporter show up aren't being fair It would've been way more if the building was located further from schools and daycare centers

If y'all are going to turn my forest into suburbs I'm going to turn your landscaping into squirrel food And probably mess up your roof

It's not vandalism, it's patriotism

It occurs to me, Johnny Cash's a boy named Sue is basically the story of my life Except for the family drama. And I have an awesome name. Everyone was super jelly growing up. I guess mostly just the biting and kicking

Why Do We Have A Meeting With HR?

In a decisive blow to the Trump agenda both Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell will not be voting for his SAVE America from democracy act

They're going to spin him down to separate out the liquids from the heavier solids

Breaking: GOP leadership is insisting Mitch McConnell being braindead wouldn't hinder, and would in fact benefit, a republican politician in the implementation of Trump's agenda

Fun fact, cats can stretch their bodies to fit under pretty much anything if it's heavy and you drop it from way high up

Thank you to President Trump for making this the lowest energy least enthusiastic 4th ever Basically no fireworks here

Every time

Dear fireworks, You suck! Hatefully, not yours, -Deez PS I hate you

I'm officially declaring this a Hot Squirrel Summer THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

And remember, if you're hot they're hot Let squirrels in your home Decent chance they won't steal all your copper pipes

It's pretty trivial compared to the rest of the destruction he's causing but it's really a bummer that Trump took what could have been a really cool cultural event that millions of folks remembered fondly for years and turned it into uttered garbage

"Piss Canoe" was taken so they did the best they could

I'll be wearing my birthday suit... Also stained with bbq sauce

I was wondering why I wasn't getting anything for Father's Day then I remembered I let @amien.bsky.social babysit...

With this revelation the vulva thing is now perhaps overly optimistic

My admittedly somewhat mixed reputation is being slandered by accusations of pants-wearing! I demand justice! I declare trial by corn dog eating competition! May the best squirrel win

Some of my favorite meals have been from the dumpster behind bucees So don't disparage gas station gastronomy