gardner(d)

Re-reading Odyssey and read Illiad in advance of the film. Homer's totemic phrases, ranked: 1. (the motherfucking) wine dark sea 2. Dawn, with her rose red fingers 3. (Agammemnon/Menelaus) son of Atreus 4. Deathless Gods 5. Eating and drinking your fill of libations before answering host q's

so sad about lindsey graham. can't stop crying. maybe they can appoint his wife to his seat

spent 20 minutes today talking to Mitch McConnell

spent 20 minutes today talking to Mitch McConnell

"Now I just gotta work out the Kinks"-- Ray and Dave Davies' personal trainer, finishing up his to-do list

Let me be clear: let me be clear

Thought of one this morning, @nytpitchbot.bsky.social "Trump Says Epstein's Pedophile Cabal Wasn't So Bad. He's Right and Wrong"

just remember mike johnson is a godly man. even if trump has his antics, mike johnson is doing what he thinks god would want.

reading about ham salad, which I have to imagine will be enshrined in trump's garden of heroes or put on the supreme court or something

my wife: did you find out why your mom was in the hospital me: that's what I'm doing now what I'm typing: purple smoke means the pope is smoking that good

I know no one higher up in this iteration of the trump admin will ever face any consequences so at the very least I hope the secret police jackboots arresting these graduate students get spit on by someone in their family

A big part of the problem is stupid people have been convinced by rich people that AI is God, when AI is closer to an automatic dog food dispenser.

Black Bag 👍👍🤌🤌

got one coming in about 8 weeks and brother. there are days where I feel guilty for doing that to someone

reporting for duty

State of the Union:

it's happening for anora. great job by you sean baker

there has't been a Bond film since 2021 so of course we just did a 10 minute celebration of the franchise. say what now

I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs

Asked my wife if she thought the Hackman death was a murder-suicide-- rationalizing it by saying if you're at the point of killing the dog, it might be a murder-suicide. "Oh my god, no," she said, tears in her eyes. "I could never kill the dog."

I wouldn’t think “moved to root out diversity initiatives” is a useful phrase for journalism at all, but using it as a euphemism for a purge of high ranking black officers is downright Orwellian.

@letterboxd.social can you guys allow for the linking of bluesky profiles on letterboxd pages? might be helpful for those who have departed facebook/twitter

Yup-- this is how right wing state legislatures have been defunding public education bit by bit for years

My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

It’s the shooter from Degrassi.

everything is so dumb

babygirl is one of the more batshit movies I've ever seen (compliment)

Watching THE KILLER like, um okay. Where the dang heck is that FLOWER MOON I heard so much about.

Timo Thée Stallion

In the Three 6 Mafia song "Stay Fly" they say "I ain't Denzel but I know I'm a star," which is really smart because there for sure was some guy in Memphis who was like "I bet Juicy J thinks he's Denzel or something." Gotta get ahead of the haters

"Now I just gotta work out the Kinks"-- Ray and Dave Davies' personal trainer, finishing up his to-do list

Do you guys think they'll make a sequel to Nun 2? Like, Nun 2: 3? 4?