Doctor eeeeevil 🎃

my kid just said something really mean to me and now i’m sonburnt

Sure, I’ll gobble your lollies

I took this one right before the fangs started coming in…

#FRIZZPIT Marvin is vampire is in the burn ward after sun exposure; he can’t heal until he’s had enough blood. The only other patient is a priest whose blood is too holy to drink. Can Marvin convince the priest to renounce God before it's too late? The Babysitter x Midnight Mass

Make a band edible: The KFC

what do you mean you’ve never heard of radioactive crotch man? youtu.be/8CMoHXSWElI?...

Thank You for Smoking Between my Legs

this whole cheesecake factory thing is as american as apple pie

big hugs yo

It’s me in the 90s

why is it so embarrassing to spell embarrassing

i’ve dined on people i should have… wait.

Ruin the song by adding “in my pants” to the title Jesse’s Girl in my pants

Give me four versions of you

Ruin a song by adding “in my pants” Wave Of Mutilation in my pants

the company i work for runs entirely on php so that’s how my day went

Tainted Love In My Pants

"This thing looks cute, I'd love to take a closer loo-. Oh. It's AI-generated."

Name a character dressed in white

can babies be vegetarian? or are they always meat

there should be a like button that groans

i’m no good in bed (insomnia)

i like your pfp. be a shame if something happened to it.

i make furniture for tiny rooms. it’s a niche market.

sorry miss, the AI stole my homework 

make a celebrity sick Courtney Pox

Selfie train. Repost this and show us a moment when you felt gorgeous or at least not gross.

egg noodles for dinner, or as I call it, spegghetti

of american life. the same indignities you and i have had to endure all our lives. they broke him. they made him a nazi who is married to a person of color. a man who, as a matter of public policy, hates his own children. he is one of the weakest creatures you will ever lay eyes on. finish him

my youth

Add a photo you took of something good

overwhelmed by the Horrors today

Legally Blonde for Tax Purposes

just had an argument with one of my devs because claude didn’t agree with my software design. thank you for reading my rant.

the thing with AI is that the jokes write themselves

Share a character that reminds you of yourself