Arnold Palmer's Awe-Inspiring Dong

8/11 matters, too.

We are not at war with Iran, although we have been for the last 50 years.

Great, now Batman's going to be a self-made billionaire whose parents were killed by an "illegal" and he crusades every night against thugs and the media while incorrectly referring to every crime as communism.

I wonder how much people would pay to see someone get five swings at Trump, with analysts breaking down his reaction at getting hit, slow-mo, swing speed, etc. I think it'd be a hit, I really think people would be talking about it and alot of people want to see it happen.

The people who'll tell you today's murder victim in Minnesota shouldn't have turned up to a protest carrying a gun are the same people who said Kyle Rittenhouse was perfectly entitled to do the same thing.

Put Daniss in! #pistons

Trump negotiates exactly like the guy in your fantasy league that criticizes the player they're trying to get from you

Me when the unwelcome AI features on my phone interrupt a menial task I'm trying to complete

@theonion.com Christians upset with AI Jesus - "It's not even real" www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Cadre Kids, don't forget, October is bonus recruitment month! Earn a double bonus for reporting a family member.

Thought I'd take a much needed break from politics and watch that Purple Crayon movie with my kids yesterday. It was beyond horrible, I should've just made them go outside and rake leaves.

Whale Dong FTW

It's a beautiful Sunday - 75 and sunny - and I'm in my basement yelling at my tv.

You can't be a Patriot and support insurrectionists... You can't say you defend freedom and support a political party determined to take it away from women... And you can't talk about the size of Arnold Palmer's dong without providing pics to back it up.

Trying to decide between starting Seth Brown or Freddie Freeman in my fantasy baseball playoffs is not something I thought I'd be doing. Ozuna, Judge, and Devers are killing me, too.