Don ‘1’ Gibson

With all the Iran war, Canada trade war and Lake Ontario nonsense, I missed something. Have the Epstein files been released?

The people of Clacton disappoint me. They had the chance to show that shit-spangled muppet fart exactly what most of the country thinks about that Reform tosspot. He’s not one of you. He’s even worse than the Tories.

With the current food related news in the USA, brings a new spelling to ‘lettuce prey’…..

I for one, welcome our better rubbish politicians. He’s not a tin can’t - he’s a tincan!

Another reason to hate the money grabbing TNT Sports UK people for making UFC 329 as pay per view, is that I won’t be able to record the Irish rapist be KTFO by Max ‘blessed’.

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It’s so good to have a F1 weekend without that shrieking cretin, Croft. What’s that? And Le Mans? Superb!

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Do no evil. Right?

Oh nos! Who will think of the poor executives and shareholders?

I see seashells are trending at the moment. Am I doing it right?

Picard management tip: When you make a mistake, apologize right away. Embrace humility over defense.

Lime Hangover Easier than Lime Grade 3 Labral Hip Tear 😂

A glorious day. #TVRSagaris

If there are any Trance people… soundcloud.com/don1gibson/d...

I have three slugs in me. Two bourbon and one from a Colt .45 Calvin & Hobbes letters to the Thistles

Explain to me as if I’m stupid, how a crowd for one type of sporting event needs something so wildly different from another. Bonus points awarded if this is not blatant profiteering. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

In my happy place

Lady G and I have had enough of the shit that is Gogglebox. Enough, absolute race to the bottom, aspiring to triple digit IQ, getting rid of the intelligent ones, unmitigated dross. Such a pity.

A great friend came over to help move a bike. Be rude not to exercise them….

It was my party and I’ll play what I want to. And I did. soundcloud.com/don1gibson/d...

I’d rather be woke than an ignorant fuckwit cockwomble.

What sodding arseholes have started selling calendars (and Microsoft mail!) with Sunday as the first day of the week? It’s called the weekEND for a reason. It’s not the start of the new one. Dickheads.

How would YOU open the Strait of Hormuz? Wrong answers only

Native British Animals you say?

This is how I access Bluesky

Played this today. First time listening to it in decades. Still wonderful.

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Why exactly does the BBC have two professional cookery shows competing against one another? Surely let Masterchef Professionals finish before Great British Menu? Don’t make us choose!

@netflix.com rewriting history with Drive to Survive. Not seeing the @mclarenteam.bsky.social celebrating without a certain driver? So many stories ignored through the year as well. Enjoyable, but not accurate.

Lady G is going to lose her shit when she realises, but 3 weeks after my hip operation and still on crutches, I had to drop a dangerous fallen tree. Did it safely, with no pain. Result. Until she realises! 😂

Simple words cannot convey the absolute rage I experience when ITV serve me adverts DURING THE RUGBY MATCH. I loathe it and the people who decided this was OK.

I just tried the ‘yawn and arm around the shoulder’ trick. The stranger beside me at the urinal wasn’t happy.

Why is a tattoo leg sleeve called a sleeve and not a trouser? Sleeves are for arms, surely?

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

I don’t know what day it is. I am bloated and swollen, but somehow still hungry. I think I had lunch before breakfast. There has been exercise, but it’s akin to a fart in a hurricane. Speaking of which, the sprouts…..

A fresh mix out from me. on.soundcloud.com/cG12aR9xPCqG...

Well, we are past the 5th Nov. The Xmas adverts have arrived.

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Have all the great fighter nicknames now been used? No more ‘Dean of Mean’. No ‘coconut bombs’. No ‘shoe face’. We’ve lost ‘the spider’ and ‘the count’. <sighs>

Interesting that using the same words, you can mean very different things. ‘Hot’ and ‘shit’ for example…

Ibiza yesterday was a bit of a mess. This was after the rain had stopped.

Still can’t believe it. Full body goosebumps.