GrumpyMcGrumpFace

Pray for me. I am about to venture out into the war-torn streets of Portland, dodging bullets at every step, listening for the falling artillery shells, and avoiding concertino wire encampments. All this simply to find some food, because this war ravaged City has had all of its restaurants burned.

So, let me get this straight. A kid who calls himself role model, who sings to kids, sings about buying a couple rounds. That's a great role model.

You know you just delivered a winner when you fart on the toilet and the neighbor's dogs start barking.

This won't make sense to anyone, but then again, it's not supposed to. Redbubble. T-shirt. Crushed ice. But if it arouses your curiosity, keep watching this space.

Have I ever mentioned that I have had six traumatic brain injuries, and that they are cumulative? That may explain why, when I couldn't remember what they were called, I told a guy," I really like your car tattoos"

I feel so relieved. Since I fervently prayed about it, I am absolutely sure without a shadow of a doubt that there is a 50/50 chance that it either will or won't happen.

My favorite part of my daily travels was when the gentleman, and I use that term loosely, on the busiest Corner in downtown Portland, walked up to the curb, whipped it out, and started urinating into the street. My favorite thing was the hundreds of people who didn't react at all as if it was common

Blue sky, when you get an edit button, I promise I will edit you so hard. You'll be screaming, edit me, edit me, and then you'll scream, edit Me Harder. And when we're finished, you will whisper, no one has ever edited me like that before.

Thoughts and prayers LOL. Well, at least thoughts actually have the potential to actually affect reality.

I am stuck on an escalator and I can't get down, which is really bad, because my convertible is parked outside, and I left the keys in it, so I can't get in, and it's about to rain, and I left the convertible top down.

Excited about the Rapture so that all the Christians can leave and only nice people will be left behind.

No, you can't have any Jimmy Kimmel. We have Jimmy Kimmel at home.

Excited about the Rapture because I'll finally be able to drive on the freeway during rush hour

Excited about the rapture because I'll finally be able to get a table at my favorite restaurant.

I am really looking forward to the Rapture tomorrow when all the American evangelicals disappear to heaven which oddly enough will make life here on Earth heaven.

No worries, Donald taco, your opponents hate you too.

I watched the new Superman movie. I did not see any woke Superman stuff, except for him saving a squirrel, but if you think saving a squirrel makes you woke, you're probably a horrible person. What I saw was that they tried to be cute, comical, and campy. They failed miserably. They made it stupid.

I feel really bad that I don't have a Disney Plus subscription that I can cancel, so I think I will make a Disney Plus account, just so I can cancel it. That makes perfect sense, right?

Be Antifa!

I am antifa. Apparently, I am also a terrorist. I'm not sure who my totally disabled body would actually terrify, but apparently I'm a terrorist.

The president of the United States just declared that people who are against fascism are terrorists who are united against him. Let that sink in. Seriously. Let that sink in.

That. Rug. Really. Tied. The. Room. Together. Thus says the dude. Touched by his doodily appendage. Ramen.

I nuked my Facebook account months ago, but had to make a new one in order to join some housing groups to find a place to live in Portland. I am amazed at the amount of far right material Facebook is attempting to shove into my face.

I saw a TriMet bus driver parked the bus and run into a Jiffy Lube for a quick bathroom break. He was in and out in a jiffy.

Are you telling me that there are no hackers in the world right now that are capable of finding and releasing the Epstein files? Are you a hacker? Perhaps this is something to think about.

Well, I just watched the season finale of Star Trek strange new worlds. Now, should be only about 5 years before the next season.

Well, there is I suppose, one good thing to come out of the Charlie Kirk assassination. The far right now seems to be actually concerned about shootings on school campuses.

Looking at recent events, and you know what I'm talking about, if you don't believe at this point that we are already in a civil war of some type, you are probably just not paying attention.

It's 2:30 in the morning and random intrusive thoughts led to this; if I was stuck in the bathroom with no pants and my housemate was in the hall I would yell Evacuate the Halls but that would sound too much like evacuate your bowels and I would be afraid that they would shit on the brand new carpet

Originally, people said, oh manure, but that became too Troublesome to say, so people just shortened it

If Picard takes a poop, is that the Captain's Log?

Happy Labor Day to everyone. Just as a reminder, Labor Day is the day in which we celebrate work by not working.

I'm eagerly waiting for the big beautiful 'bituary.

The Motel 6 that I am currently staying in has a sign that reads, we are open for you. It appears that leaving the light on became too expensive.

Drinky Pete and the Stinky DJ In concert now somewhere near you