Double Deuce Podcast

We really stepped in it this time. @willaverill.bsky.social endangers a local marriage (not his!) over fantasy football. I involve the House of Saud in birthing an abomination in defiance of god’s laws & preferences. Blue Oyster Cult was right again (always are)! Mind your meat bags!

Episode 572: Night Glizzy Man vs the Highwaymen! @willaverill.bsky.social’s gonna get his nut, @robonelson.bsky.social’s LFK teen report, Disney World's the US’s Vatican City, bandits of the M1, & always a lead pipe in an alley! We're live 11/14, Uplift Coffee, 8pm! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

I finally got @willaverill.bsky.social to admit that I’m not Robert Kardashian, and get your storm doors checked out lest they rattle!

This episode @willaverill.bsky.social learns about Dick Tracy’s problematic cartoon sidekicks, who include Joe Jitsu, Go-Go Gomez, and Heap O’Calorie*! Also, shoutout to Stefan & Nicki (sp?) who are doing a 66 (nice)!

Episode 570: The Crunchy, the Creamy, & the Metal! @willaverill.bsky.social finds the line between angst & incels, @robonelson.bsky.social's a detective on the edge, Boromir's on the IR, dick-tracing predates dogs, & Eyes Wide Shut 2: Open Your Secrets Wider! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

In this episode @willaverill.bsky.social learns the reason Hostess stopped using Twinkie the Kid in their ads in the 80s is because he was a known sicario for Pablo Escobar with at least a dozen confirmed kills.

Episode 569: Puttin’ Rocks in Places! @willaverill.bsky.social's mushroom-curious, @robonelson.bsky.social knows the anthropomorphic mascots w/ coke problems, gotta work up to Stonehenge, & a time traveler/public masturbator venn diagram! Glovey needs nose helper! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

This era of AI slop is casting a bit of a pall on my burgeoning robot revolution, and if @willaverill.bsky.social knows anything it’s that Che Guevara isn’t known for pooping on desks! Nouns can verb if they want to, they can leave their friends behind.

Episode 568: Hotdogs of Iceland! @robonelson.bsky.social's coup tips, @willaverill.bsky.social's meat pie addiction, who's the water boss, nouns can verb if they want to, The Stones are Beatles who fuck, & AI has genitals for pleasure, not procreation, mocking god! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

I think what @willaverill.bsky.social and everybody are all saying about how I need a captain’s hat is spot on. Vote Reinhold, Hamilton, Holscher, and the other Kansas dems!

It’s the terrible secret fire departments don’t want you to know about (sorry Stefan)! And, @willaverill.bsky.social's Power Cord Corner! Where does the oil go!?

Episode 566: It All Comes Back to Jetpacks! @robonelson.bsky.social has whetstone plans, @willaverill.bsky.social got busy in a Jiffy Lube bathroom, balcony culture, noodling, & Big Fire vs Big Jetpack! Next week, we interview congressional candidate Lauren Reinhold! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Don’t forget to ask @willaverill.bsky.social about his explosive diarrhea and robust concussion history!

Episode 565: Mister Bimbles the Wish Monkey! @robonelson.bsky.social is a good wishmaster, @willaverill.bsky.social only remembers slights, post-Arby’s meal clarity, monkey-sized pocket watch, doin a little wrasslin, opium & curly fries, and get a good wish lawyer! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Just so y’all know, @willaverill.bsky.social wants to be called Martino now. Hit us up, Just for Men!

Episode 564: A Superhero Bondage Situation! @willaverill.bsky.social dyed his beard, @robonelson.bsky.social'll store your corpses, we love Spider-man, you aren’t high enough, frost them beard tips, dicks stuck to flagpoles, & don't forget to protect ya neck, kids! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

While @willaverill.bsky.social's fancy may have turned to sweet lady cricket, the honest man’s game, I’m still out here doing it for the love of the gold! If it’s not office hours, I’ll be crouched haunch-deep in ol’ Doc Nelson’s panning stream, sifting away, if you need any doctoring!

Daily bunny no.3414 makes a mean carrot soup

Episode 563: Prospector Doctor! @willaverill.bsky.social's got carnal gastrointestinal implications, @robonelson.bsky.social's a prospector doctor, not a prospector witchdoctor, Manifest Destiny tiktok, & Coca-Cola: The Opposite of Laudanum! #DDWhatsThatThingCalled itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

I don’t know why @willaverill.bsky.social is trying to distance himself from traveling to Thailand, but he’s loud and proud about his Sting impression! Also, that deep Freddie Ticklefingers and Fresh Prince lore!

Episode 562: 1-877-DoubleDeuce! @willaverill.bsky.social Phil Collins's hard, @robonelson.bsky.social & Walter Goggins get along, did Phil Collins do the Italian murder, Phil Collins's subtly erotic art, Phil Collins shower hack, & Freddie Ticklefingers! #Assploded! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

If you aren't on the patreon, you're missing @willaverill.bsky.social's new musical project of providing the end credit raps for movies that don't have one. Here's the tags for the most recent entry. patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod

Tonight @willaverill.bsky.social learned that his son’s greatest assets and darkest secrets are one and the same, and we all learned the new American Dream: “It can always get worse!”

Episode 555: Oops All 5’s Live Show! @robonelson.bsky.social is a marketing jedi, @willaverill.bsky.social lacks proper martial arts training, Nebraska fast & furious, we need Jodie Foster, StL: home of knife crime & toasted ravioli, & fuck the Dewey Decimal System! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Don’t make the same mistake @willaverill.bsky.social and I did, kids, and protect your tarps from the iniquity of con artists and other thieves! And see us live this Saturday night at Uplift Coffee in downtown LFK at 7:30pm!

Episode 560: Doug the Bounty Hunter! @willaverill.bsky.social don’t do research, @robonelson.bsky.social’s got tips, Emilio Estevez's cocaine immunity, Great Gatsby 2: Even Greater, & marriage-saving alcoholism! We're live Saturday 730pm Uplift Coffee downtown LFK! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Before we gauge @willaverill.bsky.social's level of lasagna obsession, he gets into the final boss of the Sunday Scaries: the Sunday Mid-Life Crisis! Also, he has a little donk in his mind that’s getting humped. His words.

Episode 559: 7-Layer Dip of Acting! @robonelson.bsky.social protects his brain, how @willaverill.bsky.social is like Garfield, our failed class war, Mrs. Doubtfire is a criminal, & Big Momma’s The Godfather! See us live this Saturday night, 7:30 @ Sinkers in LFK! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

I minimize face windows & maximize facts! @willaverill.bsky.social doesn’t even know Young Guns is the step-coach who step-coached up! You don’t disrespect the Big Mouse’s Ducks, none-of-the-how’s! Where have you gone, Emilio Estevez, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you!?

See a Live Episode 555 (Oops All 5’s) Saturday the 18th, upstairs Sinkers Lounge in downtown Lawrence! 7pm drinks, 730 show! @willaverill.bsky.social's giving away garage prizes & @robonelson.bsky.social movie posters from when he projectioned! No admission, drinks at the bar, minigolf if you nasty!

Episode 558: Wisdom & Gumbo, Justice or Hushpuppies! World Cup! @willaverill.bsky.social brings weak Ducks game in @robonelson.bsky.social’s bayou abode! Eternal Sheen-Estevez Imperium! Blackeye'd Santa! John Wick’s janitor’s retirement! Ready for the reckoning!? itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Hey everybody, sorry to say we have a short delay with this week's episode. Nelson had some rough nerve pain and Will had a Colorado trip and a birthday party last night (Happy Birthday @willaverill.bsky.social!). Episode will drop Tuesday. We love you!

Pretty brazen of @willaverill.bsky.social to try the wraparound like that. Or was it not actually Will, but his musical alter ego, Big Willie? Or his other musical alter ego, DJ Peezy Eezy? I think this dude is going for a preemptive Primal Fear defense should we ever see the inside of a courtroom.

Episode 554: Squishy Wetness! @robonelson.bsky.social is a grape martyr, @willaverill.bsky.social is looking to gentrify, Ladleful of vibes, that baby smokes cigars like Spicy Beef Gaus, CPA sex secrets, and CRISP! Hit us up, grapes! Live show 7/11! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 553: One for the Middle-Aged White Guys, Finally! @robonelson.bsky.social’s in the safe room, @willaverill.bsky.social explains our ethos, favorite tanks, cardstock masculinity reassurances, & victory by bombing & banging English ladies! See us live on 7/11! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

In this one @willaverill.bsky.social may bring the high heat, but we don’t let him off the hook! We await your email, Mr. Jackman!

Episode 552: Sniff! Lick! Weigh! Strike Metal! @willaverill.bsky.social is dead in a multiversal situation, @robonelson.bsky.social's fantasy metal checklist, Star Wars therapy, the kids worship different gods & Sports Corner (go KU)! We're counting on you Stefan! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 551: Roombas with Guns! @robonelson.bsky.social teaches @willaverill.bsky.social about Epic Sax Guy, we’re crossfaded on Children of the Corn liquor (“Step into a Cornhole!”), watching Lost Boyz n the Hood, listening to Will’s song of the summer, ready for robot wars!