Chris Nelson

Chris Nelson

@robonelson.bsky.social

LFK silly man and multiple term Comedy Mayor. 1/2 of Double Deuce Podcast. More machine than man, more man than potato, more potato than god.

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We really stepped in it this time. @willaverill.bsky.social endangers a local marriage (not his!) over fantasy football. I involve the House of Saud in birthing an abomination in defiance of god’s laws & preferences. Blue Oyster Cult was right again (always are)! Mind your meat bags!

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Episode 573: Rockin’ Leather Vests & a 90’s Buschemi! @robonelson.bsky.social fights anyone sayin BOC’s Godzilla isn’t poetry, @willaverill.bsky.social has a lotta side projects, leather vests on hefty men, no-neck giraffes, & get yer chocolate in other’s blueberry! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

I finally got @willaverill.bsky.social to admit that I’m not Robert Kardashian, and get your storm doors checked out lest they rattle!

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Episode 571: The Human Storm Door System! @robonelson.bsky.social is a human man, @willaverill.bsky.social is fabricating evidence, olde timey stick doctors, CSI: Belgian Congo, laudanum chef, ass-riding camp, and which one of us is the Haley Joel Osment here? itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

This episode @willaverill.bsky.social learns about Dick Tracy’s problematic cartoon sidekicks, who include Joe Jitsu, Go-Go Gomez, and Heap O’Calorie*! Also, shoutout to Stefan & Nicki (sp?) who are doing a 66 (nice)!

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Episode 570: The Crunchy, the Creamy, & the Metal! @willaverill.bsky.social finds the line between angst & incels, @robonelson.bsky.social's a detective on the edge, Boromir's on the IR, dick-tracing predates dogs, & Eyes Wide Shut 2: Open Your Secrets Wider! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

*It's wild these characters ever existed, which should probably encourage people to examine their own biases, even those meant in fun, & consider how they may be viewed in 65 years.

In this episode @willaverill.bsky.social learns the reason Hostess stopped using Twinkie the Kid in their ads in the 80s is because he was a known sicario for Pablo Escobar with at least a dozen confirmed kills.

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Episode 569: Puttin’ Rocks in Places! @willaverill.bsky.social's mushroom-curious, @robonelson.bsky.social knows the anthropomorphic mascots w/ coke problems, gotta work up to Stonehenge, & a time traveler/public masturbator venn diagram! Glovey needs nose helper! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

This era of AI slop is casting a bit of a pall on my burgeoning robot revolution, and if @willaverill.bsky.social knows anything it’s that Che Guevara isn’t known for pooping on desks! Nouns can verb if they want to, they can leave their friends behind.

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Episode 568: Hotdogs of Iceland! @robonelson.bsky.social's coup tips, @willaverill.bsky.social's meat pie addiction, who's the water boss, nouns can verb if they want to, The Stones are Beatles who fuck, & AI has genitals for pleasure, not procreation, mocking god! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

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Lauren’s upcoming events: Meet and Greet Fundraiser in Lawrence on Friday September 25th at Repetition Coffee from 6pm to 8pm! Then an 8-town listening tour in western Kansas in October! Fina out more and donate to the campaign at www.laurenforkansas.com!

laurenforkansas.comLauren Reinhold for Congress | Kansas’ Big FirstLauren Reinhold is running for Congress in Kansas’ 1st District to protect working families, strengthen rural communities, and build an affordable future.

I think what @willaverill.bsky.social and everybody are all saying about how I need a captain’s hat is spot on. Vote Reinhold, Hamilton, Holscher, and the other Kansas dems!

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Episode 567: Politics Corner w/ Lauren Reinhold, Dem Candidate for KS 1st House District! We talk cats, economic reality being bigger than party, honesty vs niceness, legal pizza, the long campaign road, & coconuts: our common foe! Turn Kansas blue! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

It’s the terrible secret fire departments don’t want you to know about (sorry Stefan)! And, @willaverill.bsky.social's Power Cord Corner! Where does the oil go!?

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Episode 566: It All Comes Back to Jetpacks! @robonelson.bsky.social has whetstone plans, @willaverill.bsky.social got busy in a Jiffy Lube bathroom, balcony culture, noodling, & Big Fire vs Big Jetpack! Next week, we interview congressional candidate Lauren Reinhold! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Don’t forget to ask @willaverill.bsky.social about his explosive diarrhea and robust concussion history!

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Episode 565: Mister Bimbles the Wish Monkey! @robonelson.bsky.social is a good wishmaster, @willaverill.bsky.social only remembers slights, post-Arby’s meal clarity, monkey-sized pocket watch, doin a little wrasslin, opium & curly fries, and get a good wish lawyer! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Robot dogs used by ice breaks my heart. Just like their mortal counterparts, only slaves forced to do violence at the bidding of the wealthy. We share more in common with robots than billionaires because we’re both a working class exploited by them. Workers of the world, both metal & flesh, unite!

Just so y’all know, @willaverill.bsky.social wants to be called Martino now. Hit us up, Just for Men!

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Episode 564: A Superhero Bondage Situation! @willaverill.bsky.social dyed his beard, @robonelson.bsky.social'll store your corpses, we love Spider-man, you aren’t high enough, frost them beard tips, dicks stuck to flagpoles, & don't forget to protect ya neck, kids! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

While @willaverill.bsky.social's fancy may have turned to sweet lady cricket, the honest man’s game, I’m still out here doing it for the love of the gold! If it’s not office hours, I’ll be crouched haunch-deep in ol’ Doc Nelson’s panning stream, sifting away, if you need any doctoring!

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Episode 563: Prospector Doctor! @willaverill.bsky.social's got carnal gastrointestinal implications, @robonelson.bsky.social's a prospector doctor, not a prospector witchdoctor, Manifest Destiny tiktok, & Coca-Cola: The Opposite of Laudanum! #DDWhatsThatThingCalled itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

I don’t know why @willaverill.bsky.social is trying to distance himself from traveling to Thailand, but he’s loud and proud about his Sting impression! Also, that deep Freddie Ticklefingers and Fresh Prince lore!

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Episode 562: 1-877-DoubleDeuce! @willaverill.bsky.social Phil Collins's hard, @robonelson.bsky.social & Walter Goggins get along, did Phil Collins do the Italian murder, Phil Collins's subtly erotic art, Phil Collins shower hack, & Freddie Ticklefingers! #Assploded! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Tonight @willaverill.bsky.social learned that his son’s greatest assets and darkest secrets are one and the same, and we all learned the new American Dream: “It can always get worse!”

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Episode 555: Oops All 5’s Live Show! @robonelson.bsky.social is a marketing jedi, @willaverill.bsky.social lacks proper martial arts training, Nebraska fast & furious, we need Jodie Foster, StL: home of knife crime & toasted ravioli, & fuck the Dewey Decimal System! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

McDonald’s drive-thru guy: have a good night Me: you too McDonald’s drive-thru guy, as he closes the window: I love you Me, to the closed window, as he walks away: ???

Don’t make the same mistake @willaverill.bsky.social and I did, kids, and protect your tarps from the iniquity of con artists and other thieves! And see us live this Saturday night at Uplift Coffee in downtown LFK at 7:30pm!

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Episode 560: Doug the Bounty Hunter! @willaverill.bsky.social don’t do research, @robonelson.bsky.social’s got tips, Emilio Estevez's cocaine immunity, Great Gatsby 2: Even Greater, & marriage-saving alcoholism! We're live Saturday 730pm Uplift Coffee downtown LFK! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

So, apparently/unfortunately there was a scheduling snafu with the venue where they marked us down for next week, so we have no choice but to postpone tonight’s Double Deuce live show to next Saturday night (July 25th). We’re sorry for the mix up and hopefully we’ll see you next week!

Before we gauge @willaverill.bsky.social's level of lasagna obsession, he gets into the final boss of the Sunday Scaries: the Sunday Mid-Life Crisis! Also, he has a little donk in his mind that’s getting humped. His words.

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Episode 559: 7-Layer Dip of Acting! @robonelson.bsky.social protects his brain, how @willaverill.bsky.social is like Garfield, our failed class war, Mrs. Doubtfire is a criminal, & Big Momma’s The Godfather! See us live this Saturday night, 7:30 @ Sinkers in LFK! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

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ICE claims that Araujo drove into one of their SUVs with his van and then tried to run over an agent. There were no marks on the van and KHOU11's Jeremy Rogalski found surveillance footage showing ICE chasing Araujo and cutting him off. Renee Good all over again.

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ICE does not deny that it's pressuring key eyewitnesses to the shooting of Lorenzo Araujo to agree to deportation without a court hearing, and instead offers no responsive comment at all.

Greg Sargent@gregsargent.bsky.social

Wow. I just heard back from ICE on this. Here's their statement. No comment at all on the claim that the three witnesses in the van with the deceased man are being pressured to self-deport, and ICE refers further questions to the FBI:

I minimize face windows & maximize facts! @willaverill.bsky.social doesn’t even know Young Guns is the step-coach who step-coached up! You don’t disrespect the Big Mouse’s Ducks, none-of-the-how’s! Where have you gone, Emilio Estevez, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you!?

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Episode 558: Wisdom & Gumbo, Justice or Hushpuppies! World Cup! @willaverill.bsky.social brings weak Ducks game in @robonelson.bsky.social’s bayou abode! Eternal Sheen-Estevez Imperium! Blackeye'd Santa! John Wick’s janitor’s retirement! Ready for the reckoning!? itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

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Pretty brazen of @willaverill.bsky.social to try the wraparound like that. Or was it not actually Will, but his musical alter ego, Big Willie? Or his other musical alter ego, DJ Peezy Eezy? I think this dude is going for a preemptive Primal Fear defense should we ever see the inside of a courtroom.

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Episode 556: This One’s for the Feral Kids! @willaverill.bsky.social's hiring out-of-town muscle, @robonelson.bsky.social MadMens the world’s most flammable patio, there're no threats, only thinly-veiled opportunities, & for next pandemic & the fun times in between! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Thanks to @willaverill.bsky.social turning on the notes summary in zoom, we know that this episode contains: “Podcast described as anti-murder and educational — clarified emphatically after extended hypothetical murder room tangent.”

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Episode 554: Squishy Wetness! @robonelson.bsky.social is a grape martyr, @willaverill.bsky.social is looking to gentrify, Ladleful of vibes, that baby smokes cigars like Spicy Beef Gaus, CPA sex secrets, and CRISP! Hit us up, grapes! Live show 7/11! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

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In this one @willaverill.bsky.social may bring the high heat, but we don’t let him off the hook! We await your email, Mr. Jackman!

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Episode 552: Sniff! Lick! Weigh! Strike Metal! @willaverill.bsky.social is dead in a multiversal situation, @robonelson.bsky.social's fantasy metal checklist, Star Wars therapy, the kids worship different gods & Sports Corner (go KU)! We're counting on you Stefan! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

We talk about Mau Dib (Dune End Credits Rap), @willaverill.bsky.social's recently dropped song of the summer (on the Patreon right now!), and Will has a question for the ladies!

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Episode 551: Roombas with Guns! @robonelson.bsky.social teaches @willaverill.bsky.social about Epic Sax Guy, we’re crossfaded on Children of the Corn liquor (“Step into a Cornhole!”), watching Lost Boyz n the Hood, listening to Will’s song of the summer, ready for robot wars!

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Episode 555 (Oops All 5’s!) Live Show on 7/11! Mark your calendars and clear your schedules! So many 5’s it’s gonna be like a movie telephone number!

You know, @willaverill.bsky.social may go to Panera too much, but at least he’s done the Dave & Buster’s research, unlike this administration’s unqualified Secretary of Casual Dining and Entertainment Venues! Eat a tin of dicks packed in oil!

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Episode 550: Artisanal Market-to-Table Dicks! @willaverill.bsky.social is PH-balanced for “go time,” is @robonelson.bsky.social America’s Next Top Sea Captain, no space for you, just like a European penis, and don’t go into the void without your void snacks kids! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

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Democrats should ensure that voters hear this so much it haunts their dreams this fall.

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social

Trump on Iran War: Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal? Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation

Even @willaverill.bsky.social admits that wasn’t our best Economics Corner ever

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Episode 549: Hot Jamz for the Wasteland! @robonelson.bsky.social’s lost in the numbers, @willaverill.bsky.social’s a bee lusting for a human lady, getting drunk in a swamp w/ Australians, do you love him or waterboard him, & big love to the moms (don’t cross 'em)! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

You're gonna want to check this jam out. It's looking like the first single from the @willaverill.bsky.social Sings album.

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Check out this free preview of @willaverill.bsky.social's new hit single Cathedral at the Double Deuce patreon! The preview is free, but you'll have to join up to hear the rest ($4+/month)! www.patreon.com/posts/previe...

Speaking of chicken trucks, @willaverill.bsky.social's wife Jaq has chicken knowledge and outside pork opinions, but Will says do your own research!

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Episode 548: Edible Hats & Open-Air Pork! @willaverill.bsky.social's totally real bacon buddy, Reagan Johnson, don’t you dare try to trickle down @robonelson.bsky.social, ubiquitous chicken trucks, BLT picnic pitfalls, & The Legend of Spicy Beef Gaus and the Yakuza! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

If you were to see a squid at a cockfight, though, we do provide the tale of the tape! Also, is hotdog butter the next peanut butter? Find out at the next live show with @willaverill.bsky.social's butter bucket!

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Episode 547: That’s What My Dad Taught Me! @robonelson.bsky.social asks what’s more lickable, @willaverill.bsky.social invents hotdog butter, grandpa goes out on his own bareknuckle terms, keep the ass-kicking at home, never bring a squid to a cockfight! #DDLickable itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

If there’s one thing me, @willaverill.bsky.social, and the people of Middleton, Wisconsin know it’s the importance of office hours.

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Episode 546: Goosin’ It Up in a Big Car! @willaverill.bsky.social's got British accents, @robonelson.bsky.social loves a Russian machine, we’re into civic engagement & cheese, and we’re coaching these kids in the NBA! #DDSportsSituation itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

The time-honored tradition of drunk acting!

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Episode 545: Any Pizza in a Storm! @willaverill.bsky.social & @robonelson.bsky.social stay warm so they don’t gotta get warm, share their beer-related acting tips, and remember a time the people were so starved even they became appetizing! #EarNourishment! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...