Doug

The exact electronic nature of a microphone's transducer (moving coil, ribbon, condenser, etc.) has 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 to do with the amount of ambient information / room reflections it 'hears'. Using a dynamic mic' because you're in an acoustically untreated room is silly and wrong.

I have directed a documentary about a programming language. It's called "You Can C Everything".

Are you sure you got this headline right, @thestar.com?

[Ray Parker Jr. voice] burstyn' makes me feel good

shout out to the lady reading a paperback while driving. a hardback would be unwieldy and dangerous! #safety

[Maury Povich except he's British voice] "Bob is ... ... NOT your uncle!!"

due to inflation, "stops on a dime" has become "stops on three dollars and seventy cents".

Popozuda, Brazil!

adequate addict quit

say tray sheik

just had a guided meditation (voiced by a Southie who sounds wicked smaht) interrupted by my dog who barked to get my attention, then scooted his butt across the rug and then smelled the rug. namaste, kid

salad chefs go to waldorf schools

Alexithymia would be such a nice name for a baby.

All The Jung Dudes

Indie Sneeze

Pept Abysmal

Pept Of Bismol

Tom's Carrot

since McCartney's vegetable chomping contributions didn't make it to Smiley Smile, it would have been nice if Wilson had brought him back in in 2004 for Smile 🥦🥒🥕

serkis clown

three ring serkis

topical humor

Did anyone ever match that girl's freak?

I don't know what you mean; I've always had strong opinions about Limoges' town hall.

Me when I block a far-right loser but his profile picture has dogs in it

Turn Down For What

Sunni and Share

SG Santana > PRS Santana

goonscrolling

microbe logging

it sure would be neat if cops had to obey traffic laws too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Happy Anita Bryant Day! 🥧

the reason you never see the singular version of the word 'biscotti' is that it's impossible to eat just one. #biscotto

The main thing to keep in mind about Kelly Clarkson beefing with an indie store in Brooklyn over an animatronic bird is that Kelly Clarkson ripped off Spoon for "All I Ever Wanted", stolen shamelessly from Spoon's excellent "I Turn My Camera On". 🥄📸

Q: How do Jar Jar Banks protect their cash & valuables? A: Jar Jar Brinks trucks!

the Left: circular firing squads the Right: live-streamed literal firing squads

Do you like testosterone? Just wait until you try testosterTWO!

Cleveland Steampunk

It was only a kiss

We're Not Gonna Take It

imagine a midtown manhattan restaurant that wants to promote its proximity to madison square garden and not using monosodium glutamate

Andy "Three Ring" Serkis

Run The Jools Holland

Fecal Recognition Technology

Choosin' Taxes

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