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Doukiba -ιŠ…η‰™- 🍊

@doukiba.bsky.social

Manfighter Deluxe! Metal, Wrestling, Video Games, Art, and Heroclix! The lion's share of what I post is sarcasm or absurd. IF you found me because one of my dumb posts found you, don't worry, I know it's dumb.

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New skins and characters hitting 2XKO next week. It's a bittersweet thing. Last weekend, my buddies came over and we did the 4 player, same room action and had a blast. It didn't make a billion dollars like Riot wanted, but it's fun for a group of aging gamers to go nuts on.

I think it would be cool if the next Cyberpunk game had like, a reputation system where the game tracks how you take on contracts, and NPCs on the street or during fights might comment on that reputation, like if you turn every contract into a bloodbath, they'd talk about how scary you are.

Was on a work call with like 100+ of my coworkers, While one of the presenters was doing their thing, someone out of nowhere screamed: "--YOU DON'T FUCKING LISTEN!!!" I almost died laughing. They left the call shortly after, but it was so unexpected.

"We have looked over our financial system and decided to completely cancel a hotly anticipated game that would have made us a ton of money." -EA for some fucking stupid reason. They're just mag dumping their feet in public now.

"Don't cut off your parents!" Dude, how about YOU try having to explain to your Dad that your wild liberal ideas like "giving a shit about people" came FROM HIM before he got on social media and got brainwashed into being the phychopath he is today? My dad now hates the man who raised me.

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Maj@lif3asmaj.blacksky.app

"You should come to a show to avoid politics & not push political agendas!" Usually when this gets said? The person turns out to be an undercover red hat...you'd kinda have to be to make St Anger. share.google/m43xIJqrPPw5...

When R. Lee Ermey's character mentioned these things in Full Metal Jacket, he was breaking the dude down. It's meant to be a no-win situation, it's supposed to not have a 'right' answer. Of course people lacking any media literacy would post this, chest puffed out like they said something, but no.

Radley Balko@radleybalko.bsky.social

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a week.

James "is in a band that had a huge anti-war, anti-authoritarian message in the 80's" Hetfield out here telling artists not to push agendas. Okay, dickhead, I read you. Get out of here, James, you're drunk, dawg.

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I need bill and vet money, so here's a thread of everything I'm currently offering. #furry #furryart #fursuit #crochet #commissionsopen

The same people critical about gender affirming care are the same people who elect to look like for real actual cartoon villains. For God's sake stop trying to make "bloated, ghoulish corpse" a fashion statement.

4fuxake@blueheartedly1.bsky.social

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Look, I already thought the death penalty was kinda gross. I'm not a fan, but I know it's a feeling of closure for the victims' families in some cases. Live streaming an execution by firing squad? Actual demons are running our country.

My hair grays a bit more each time I see the word "Glomp" My hair grays a lot more each time I see the word "Glomp" get used correctly. My youth escapes me. I am too old to glomp or be glomped. I am the un-glompable. It's better this way.

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MK1 was such an important game in my childhood. It grew my love of action and martial arts movies. Gosh, so long ago...

Fighting Game Anniversaries@fganniversaries.bsky.social

34 years ago today, Mortal Kombat was originally released in arcades in NA, making the Mortal Kombat franchise reach its 34th anniversary. It was developed and published by Midway.

So uh... @cnn.com, he's still being incomprehensible here now, right? I know he's trying to twist it into a dare, but if Obama said this shit about a city in a red state, he would get another flavor of reporting, right? We know the answer, dude.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "Let them hit a missile into San Diego or Los Angeles on the way. You want to see a horror show? Let them hit San Diego. Let them hit Los Angeles. You want to see some bad things happen?"

*excited screaming* I am incredibly excited for this set.

WizKids HeroClix@wizkidsheroclix.bsky.social

THE ADVENTURE HAS BEGUN! Dungeons & Dragons HeroClix: Series One is available NOW! Grab a booster brick and bring the dangers of the Sword Coast to your next game night! Available now at your local game store or online: wizkids.io/dndhcseriesonebrick

I want to make a horror game that takes place in an abandoned amusement park and trick everyone into thinking its an allegory for coping with childhood trauma, when in reality, it's gonna be about something else entirely.

So unserious. You're letting an idiot with his brain melting in his skull rename a concept we've already named for decades something stupid and cringe for what? For what? "Microsoft Copilot powered by SI?" "Meta powered SI?" Get the fuck out of here. Mewling fucking cowards tech leaders are.