Drop Da Mike

Gun nuts hoarding guns have their personal information sold to analytics firms by the people who sold them guns. I guess they're right to be paranoid. They're just wrong about who they needed to be paranoid about. www.propublica.org/article/guns...

🤣 the church should sell the name to a transgender step dance troupe. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/03/u...

I guess Kamala Harris was probably the better choice for the people who cared about Gaza, huh? www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

If anyone out there thinks @ca-ringejeanpierre.bsky.social looks nice in his Pride ensemble, you should let him know.

Oof. Maybe hinging your argument that you're going to be better president on the price of eggs when there is an active bird flu running around was a short sighted move...

Maybe it was a dumb move for a police union to endorse a convicted felon. www.axios.com/2025/01/22/p...

I mean, I know it's not the right photograph paired with that story, but if there ever was a person who personified the mental image of "two people crushed in plane landing gear", it's Laura Loomer.

*the offices of Twitter once Elon gets pressured into only hiring Trump supporters for crucial engineering roles that should have gone to better qualified migrant workers*

So wait, the NYPD has $10k laying around to offer people with tips for all murders or only murders involving CEO's of billion dollar companies?

🌾 A heartfelt thank you to all the immigrants who work tirelessly in our fields and plants, ensuring our food supply chain keeps moving. Your dedication and hard work are vital to feeding our communities. We appreciate you! 🙏❤️

I don’t think a criminal should be president. I don’t think a rapist should be attorney general. People like that should be in prison. If that makes me a radical leftist lunatic, then yeah, call me that. Whatever.

The man speaks the truth.

I dunno. These tariffs seem more and more like a dumb idea. If only someone had said something before the election... www.reuters.com/markets/mexi...

If only there was some way to remove viruses from milk www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

Ok chief. You're awfully desperate to show me yours. Truth is, I don't give a f*ck how much Bitcoin you own. You're still using a beat up wallet. #cantbuyclass

Yo, this bitch is going to be sucking d*ck down at the Port Authority by next year.

Hold on a second, does this mean you accept the conclusions of the January 6 Committee Hearings? They were government officials, and they posted their report to their websites.

The jury determined that he did it. What is going on with you f*cking people? Is this really too hard a concept for you people? Juries are what this country uses to decide issues of fact. It's been that way since the beginning. None of you questioned a verdict before now, why are you doing it now?

More like this.

I'm actually here to sell ivermectin and 5G blocking tin foil hats to idiots. I saw those ads over on Truth Social and figured I'd get in on the ground floor here. Wanna buy some?

Ugh...

Knowing who's in the GOP these days, "what they're doing with their right hand" is probably rape. www.politico.com/news/2024/11...

Commander Pavel Chekov: Perhaps you have heard Russian epic of Cinderella? If shoe fits, wear it. apnews.com/article/trum...

Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.