Digital Video David

So the people who want to make us healthy are promoting cheesecake am I understanding this correctly?

Does anyone know what I agreed to do Thursday night? I forgot to put it on my calendar but I know I moved a few other things around for it.

Just finished watching SIRĀT and now I have to somehow clock into my desk job tomorrow without a single functional nerve left in my body

The fun thing about coding in a web browser is absolutely fucking nothing

Love to see the struggling industry bring paid gigs to the underemployed production crews of NYC but not excited to have our quaint hamlet used as a backdrop for tech products, unless “Tech Product” is a working title for a satire about tech products

Fuck a racecar build me some tech that teaches people empathy

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Great news, that Harrier jet you know and love is now in car form!

The editors let me keep a sentence that contains both “rancor” and “obfuscate,” chalk one up for erudition

Not exactly sure how I messed up typing census.gov but now I'm thinking about what a nightmare a .god TLD would be

Hits different when you’re a personable David who has no idea how he’s maintained employment as long as he has

Taking some Eno to fight my mounting anxiety

A surprising burst of flavor that will blow you away

Why’s everyone talking about Texas is the Reason?

Good morning to everyone except the Tunnel to Towers participants walking through the streets of Red Hook like it’s some kind of inverse Santacon

Not thrilled about the frequency with which I’ve been seeing drivers in Brooklyn taking the oncoming lane to pass or bully through traffic a few cars at a time

My employer recently went through a reorg and the words used to describe my new division sound like a sleeper agent activation code

It’s pretty self-evident but I’m still curious how someone at this bar decided they needed a “no Long Island iced teas” sign

Just ate an apple from my CSA haul that hit like a drug, happy autumn

I think it's cute how you have to encourage AI agents and tell them they're highly skilled and have field expertise in order to get quality results. I just wish my boss prompted me the same way :(

I was biking up Clinton St in Brooklyn when a driver swerved out of the lane and almost took me out because HE WAS EATING A SALAD WITH UTENSILS

"No one reads the footnotes" and "footnotes are included in wordcount" may seem incompatible, but the SEO gods decreed they be wed

I’m “showed up before the opener at a rock show and decided to work on a crossword puzzle” years old today

Oh neat AMC hired a new person to pick which horror movies to play between commercials

People are more likely to get into heaven if they’re poor so really the most effective altruism is taking everyone’s money

The joy of seeing a little kid excitedly walking down Van Brunt cradling a kitten saying “look!” to everyone he passed blended awkwardly with the aura of peril suggested by his mother frantically telling him to be careful

Caught some movement out of the corner of my eye and was startled to see a full-size electric motorcycle silently zip past me. Good luck buddy, make sure your organ donor info is up to date.

Me returning to the pub after leaving to go on a grocery run and realizing I’m too tired to cook the meal I was planning: “If I do good, you’ll see me one time. If I do bad, you’ll see me two times.”

Impressed by some people's dedication to thoroughly document business decisions in Jira tickets which will never again see the light of day.

I am subjecting myself to way too many bad opinions today

Where you goin city boy

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