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You have to really, really, really fucking suck for your 8th grade teacher to come out and shame you like this. Damn.

The Eagles had a chance to build a defense that could anchor the team for years after the Super Bowl. And they botched it.

Cam skaetaboo looks like an ultra MAGA. He just has that same dumb white guy face.

Sixers, baby

Eagles are going to hold public tryouts this week if this injury situation gets any worse.

Congrats to Brewers fans. What a team.

Unbelievably stupid loss that only a Philly team can accomplish.

Eagles should just tank the season at this point. What would winning games accomplish this year?

Holy shit Darius Cooper

MLB postseason games on Peacock only? Oh fuck off.

Lol how do Eagles expect to stop Stafford next week?

How did the Eagles secondary get so bad?

Devonta Smith is such a dawg

Why is Andy Dalton still in the NFL?

You are the biggest international joke of all time. We’re all waiting for the midterms, when you can waddle off into history as the lamest lame duck of all time.

Nice to Jalen Hurts reminding the world, he can fucking throw the ball.

Baun Baun Baun Baun Baun Baun

john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.

Jesus Luzardo 🔥

Everyone on the Phillies have made adjustments for the better except for Trea Turner who is all like:

I don't know what the Phillies can do, but Trea Turner cannot continue hitting second.

Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.

I know shrinkflation has been happening for years now, but it's so beyond obvious that Double Stuf Oreos are now just regular Oreos.

Phillies had 7 guys with 2 hits tonight. Luis Arraez effect.

Jesus Christ, Derek Hill damn near killed himself.

The easiest solution would be to move Trea Turner to the outfield, but something tells me he nixed that idea. Bryce Harper to the outfield has injury waiting to happen all over it. #phillies

Can we stop saying that Alec Bohm has been "good" since a "slow start" like Ruben Amaro says over and over? Bohm has not been good, all season, period.

Mattingly killed these relief pitchers

Orion Kerkering is broken.

Best thing Don Mattingly has done is allow Stott and Marsh to play every day. Stott has been very good most of the season. #phillies

Bryce Harper needs a blood ozonation

Turner, Schwarber and Harper just haven't provided enough big hits in big moments. For years now.

Boy, NBC Sports Philly is sparing no production expense on this breaking LeBron James story.

That was the most Phillies way to lose a game in history. Holy shit.

At least Trea Turner is hitting the ball. I guess.

David Ross has a grating voice. He sounds like he's smoked a pack a day for 30 years.

This All-Star Game just underscores how freaking hard it is to hit elite pitching.

Lindsey Graham has died after a brief illness His death leaves a huge void for Trump in particular since he has been lodged up Trump’s ass for years.

Soooo the Phillies drafted a HS infielder with back issues with their first pick a few years after they drafted a HS infielder with back issues. Good work!

Phillies bullpen sans Duran is bordering on complete dogshit

Tanner Banks is auditioning to be the sole Home Run Derby pitcher. #Phillies

Seems like a good time to remind people the USWNT has won 4 World Cups! ⚽️

This is all Trea Turner's fault

How the fuck did Paul Skenes get picked over Zack Wheeler?

During a photo session with a young fan, Egyptian staff are assaulted by cops in Dallas. Egypt is Australia's opponent tomorrow morning. Aus squad include six players of African heritage plus another from Sri Lanka. This could easily have been us ... #Profiling #WorldCup #AustraliaEgypt #Socceroos

The Phillies are responsible for 12 of the 39 earned runs Paul Skenes has let up all season

This country was one person's vote away this morning from putting any birthright citizen in danger of being deported tomorrow. We are so much closer to the abyss than we think. Man oh man.

They can never take our P00P away

No lead is safe when Aaron Nola is on the mound.