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"Drob" armored car morph because I love this little deformed rattle wagon from @/DTstat_

Deadlock is artistically a very impressive game but if I had to play a shooter with intensive aiming for 30 minutes to get 4 kills I would shove a stick of dynamite up my ass and light it

my GI joes took the experimental shuttle to assault Cobra Commanders moonbase. They Killed his elite cadre and captured his lieutenants but in the end he slipped away. #MyToys #PlaytimePrince #KingOfPretend

Free States Of America Mercenary drone operator watching a 20 second clip of Queen Chrysalis he saved before the global internet shutdown : "yes my queen... I am your servant..." Guy that has pages 1-189 of out of placers printed out in color : "whats up bro?" "n-nothin bro..."

Jontron want boing boing!

The most insane thing in the world is how Electronic Arts has battlefield and they have never ordered the production of a battlefield based on any of the other series they own. Like, no battlefield game based on Red Alert 2? Are they stupid?

Yeah so it turns out in the post scarcity AI singularity since no one has to work a job anymore the only two real vocations left are gamer or furry

it means what it is

"Toad-2 you are bingo fuel, turn your aircraft around and RTB now!" Guy that thinks RTB means Rub Their Belly : "Uugghhhmmmrrghhhhh ~ r-really?? l-like right noowww???~"

A 2000 year old genebeast warrior, once in service to a thousand generation dynasty. She is the first living thing I have seen. Maybe we think in a similar enough way that it feels right to embrace. We have no common tongue, she will outlive me, but we hold eachother all the same

Some more of this

HMOFA Lore : What if there were foxes women with big booby and they wanted fuck me?? HMOMA Lore : In the trenches I saw him, the beast warrior from the barbarian army that opposes our great empire. Why could I not pull the trigger? Why can I not banish him from my thoughts?

Guy who cant play Big Walk because he gets so horny he gets dizzy and cant see

The commander of the little robots, with extra batteries for long operations

The commander of the little robots, with extra batteries for long operations

Little Robots created by a crazy scientist to fight mutant bugs

Lunar colony native in 2049 trying to think of an earth name : yeah, like Bill Condom right?

Plot of every fps in the 90s and 00s: Shit goes wrong and you have to kill every motherfucker, bitch, and noob in your way Plot of every fps in the 2010s: Shit goes wrong and you have to work together with every motherfucker, bitch and noob to kill the big bastard

Smokehouse for bugs, used by bugs. Its an overturned clay pot

lizardman plate armor

The more powerful a demon is, the more difficult their true name will be to say. Even if you aren't able to speak it, they still appreciate flattery

The more powerful a demon is, the more difficult their true name will be to say. Even if you aren't able to speak it, they still appreciate flattery

little terrain study

There is some new cat in the hat movie, thats not important. It has a lady in it that looks like this. That is very interesting. To me.

its crazy how in Halo CE the alien tech has a cool iridescent metal look to it and then it looks like ugly plastic toys in every game after that

On a solar system sized megastructure, itself the only remaining matter in a universe billions of trillons of years old Clone of a 20th century human : I guess everything that will ever be has already happened, time to have sex with this voluptuous synthetic creature

Evil Container 🐲✨

yeah so this is my molecular blade. the blade is only one molecule thick. It never breaks. I cant see the blade itself but I do see an artificial glint when the molecular thread is uncoiled from the hilt. I got it from that island the AI made, yeah the one with human faced seals

Elfish Warrior lady hired to guard a group of human explorers

Elfish Warrior lady hired to guard a group of human explorers

An Elf womans innermost thoughts!

An Elf womans innermost thoughts!

typical human/nature witch interaction in magical wizard world

Apex predator on earth in 2272

bomb woman with uuuuhhhhhhhh....!!! yeah!!

bomb woman with uuuuhhhhhhhh....!!! yeah!!

Gloink Queen Caviar From The Tap

A golem created by wizards that uses the life energy of a living human to power its magical organs. Life wizards often surgically cripple captured human victims and force their bodies to produce artificial life crystals

Imagine an amazing digital circus sort of situation but its a bunch of potted plants in the shed of some mysterious caretaker

Caine: "I'm gonna give you guys whatever you ask for whenever you want just please be nice to me... <3 ??" Everyone in the circus: "OH my GOD, SHUT....! UP ! you are fucking STUPID and GAY computer ! ! KILL YOUR SELF!!!!!! "

that old digital circus character I made, before orbsman had appeared in the show and basically STOLE her gimmick of making loud clanging sounds I think she would enjoy getting tortured by Cain, completely dissociate from her real life self and become a loyal guard dog of sorts

increasingly relevant these days

hello we are indie studio and here is our fucking retro fps game, yeah we have glowing ammo and health pickups that fly out of enemies, and yeah you get rewarded for playing aggressively, and did we mention, the enemies fucking flash red when you can do an ability on them!!

Attack on Titan pre-basement other cities theory timeline

Trying something.

good fucking job soldier you mission fucking accomplished your next deployment is into the infinite wasteland of black sand here is your fucking asbestos suit and acid mortar. you will be fucking fighting the neurotoxin dart rifle desert phantoms good luck

My video game theory is that the less players a pvp game has in each match, the madder the people playing get. Moba and counter strike players are always pissed because the servers have only like 10 people, it follows that battlefield players are enraptured in a trance like state

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