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I emailed Patrick Healy, assistant managing editor for standards and trust at NYT, to ask why their story about a House report with new details of rape allegations against the President of the United States included neither those details, nor a single use of the word "rape." archive.is/1s9AM

Dear Girl Scouts (or parents of Girl Scouts): Sell cookies and/or ask for money directly. Fundraising with nuts and magazines and terrible personalized tumblers is just putting more unwanted junk into the world.

Flavio is clearly the W of the Bolsonaro family. I want to see what the Jeb looks like.

this might rank as one of the most important outcomes of the night if it happens. would give dems the ability to begin to make north carolina a democracy

There were some 20something Iowa fans next to us at the game on Saturday. Typical turds but nice enough, but just lacking in realistic perspective. They were more worried about Iowa's playoff prospects than losing the Pig. It's good that they lost.

You heard it straight from the Bandog, Chickens Little. The only people who are right are the people who think this is not going to happen here in the United States of America.

There's a special joy in not being worried about whatever biblical beating Indiana is going to put on Minnesota on Halloween because the trophy case is full for the first time in my life no matter what.

tomorrow's bsky main character: sure, lula is better than bolsonaro, but have you considered that he's not good in every single aspect?

NFL front offices pointing to this and saying Flores's teams "don't win the right way" as an excuse not to hire him

Figure of a Child Seated atop a Pig, 2nd–1st B.C, 📸 by @tomnweston

That's right, folks. The future is BI

Good morning to Floyd of Rosedale, who doesn't have to be in Iowa for a while

Hope (2026) has a lot of problems, but it's also the only movie I've seen all year that made me immediately think of the dril sniper-gone-woke tweet (derogatory)

Mr. Obama, sir. Do you not understand that the Magic Time Machine is the height of dining-slash-entertainment for these people? You insult their very way of life!

The jug. the pig. the axe. these are just some of the objects that university of minnesota controls

Last time Minnesota had the Jug, Floyd, and the Axe at the same time was 1978 (for two weeks)

WHO HATES IOWA?

Iowa fan in a shirt that says CULTURE DOESN'T GRADUATE and they're right from a certain point of view

Also: Ed Norton for Best Ed Norton

Not an exaggeration. She should be at least nominated in each category

4yo nephew, perpetually in 12th place in Mario Kart: I'm winning! I. keep. winning.

I was vibrating for like 85% of The Invite

Olivia Wilde for Best Actress... ... and Best Director.

As someone who has seen the video for Justin Bieber's "Sorry," I have to say I didn't appreciate hearing the Kidz Bop version of Justin Bieber's "Sorry."

me: *sets cat stevens's wild world as alarm* me, two months later, in my head during every waking moment: and i'll always remember you *stop* like a child, girl

Fuck ICE

Looking at Texas the last two weeks really drives home just how funny it is that Tennessee couldn't get the job done against them. They'd be 7-0.

Yesterday's tomorrow is today's today