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Halloween candy is expensive this year so I’ll just be handing out razorblades

The NES had a Back to the Future game and it was just awful. But what’s dumb about it, aside from everything, was that it had a timer. In a game about time travel. 🙄

Did you know that the song Paranoid by Black Sabbath, which is arguably one of their most famous songs, was written, recorded and finalized in under 25 minutes? The label said the album was too short and Tony Iommi just improved and banged it out over a lunch break. Totally nuts

I am universally ignorant about what is going on with the riots in Paris, I have heard it is about student loans and housing prices The French are historically quick to revolt, so I am going to sit this one out for a moment and let it play before I make a judgement

I recently learned that the original London Bridge was relocated to Lake Havasu in Arizona in the 70’s It was already planned for reconstruction, so some dude from AZ bought it and rebuilt it A bit of a downgrade, sure, but also a typical retirement plan

must have been one helluva chase

I’m a Nine Inch Nails fan and the funniest thing about them is they have 3 Grammys, 2 Academy Awards and, you won’t believe this, a Country Music Award True story. Lil Nas X sampled 34 Ghosts IV for Old Town Road and it won a CMA

I always loved Cormac McCarthy’s The Road because it’s an intense read but the end has one of the best quotes of all time: Veteran: You’re kind of weirded out, aren’t you kid? Kid: Well, are you? Veteran: Yeah.

One of the original ‘hacks’ of all time was bizarre It was a whistle from a box of Cap’n Crunch cereal So you could to any payphone on earth, blow it into the phone and you would be able to connect with any number on earth for free

You know what’s sort of hilarious is that the famous Charging Bull statue on Wall Street has no proper owners. It was set up in the middle of the night on public land and the architect died shortly thereafter So nobody can legally lay claim to it Classic Capitalist move

I just saw footage of a rave but the music was all classical (Beethoven et al.) And yanno what? I’m alright with that

In retrospect, it’s kind of wild how intense and dramatic The Fresh Prince of Bel Air became in later years considering it is a comedy That show got real emotional real quick

I accidentally stepped on my dog’s foot and she yelped and now I feel like I need to go to confessional

Not sure about you, but I’m getting sick of all these plagues popping up every few years

It’s so bizarre how one of the first commercially successful rap songs was Rapper’s Delight by Sugar Hill Gang because if you listen to it, it’s like 15 minutes long They go into this whole verse about gross chicken dinners and stuff. It spirals from there Just goes on and on. It’s wild.

I’ve never understood why the movie Space Jam is called that They never go to space at all. They go to the center of the Earth, which is basically the complete opposite Maybe it should have been called Earth Jam

I can’t help but notice there has been a substantial lowered quality of food items across the board and an increase of “Spicy” toppings in recent years Clearly, restaurants are caking over their terrible food with spice so you can’t tell Prove me wrong.

You know what’s weird if you think about it? The Pope is likely watching this White Sox game right now

Why is it called a “spiderweb” and not a “No-Fly Zone”?

Favorite American politician ever? Billy Carter The brother of US President Jimmy Carter and creator of Billy Beer The guy was such a reckless drunk that he was once found passed out on the White House lawn by secret service

Even professional lip-readers cannot tell the difference between when someone says, “Olive Juice” or “I Love You” Which probably caused some debates in the Olive community

Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology! Me: Are there any jays? Host: No sorry Me: I'd like to buy an owl

Unapologetically, one of my favorite TV shows is Antiques Roadshow on PBS Yeah it’s a bit of a grandma show, but… Every episode has unforeseen twists and turns that even M. Night Shyamalan couldn’t have predicted

Whenever a YouTuber interrupts their own video and says, “I’d like to thank today’s sponsor”, my brain shuts off and out of pure muscle memory, I pick up my phone

Did you know, I have no idea why you would know this, but taking Tylenol (Acetaminophen) even at a low dosage has been shown to people making riskier decisions? This is really true share.google/rF1IMSTMy90D...

I always found it kind of weird that the United States of America, as a country, doesn’t really have a true name. That’s just a description of a bunch of places that are near each other.

“I will Follow You into the Dark” - Death Cab for Cutie “I will Follow You into the Kitchen” - my dog

Got stoned and went through my pantry and found a bag of Lay’s Sour Cream and Onion potato chips Criterion Collection

In an effort to look more steam punk, I've stopped wearing my glasses and now wear two monocles

I’m not sure why phone companies always promote their cameras as the selling point If you are casually taking pictures, ok, but serious vloggers use their own cameras and drones etc So who are they marketing to? What’s the appeal?

There is this dude who goes by Husk and all he does is make tiktok videos of him getting into huge arguments with AI. Gold.

Saw an ad for a skincare product that lasts 72 hours Uh, don’t people shower at least once over the course of 3 days or…?

I like how, in the Back to the Future movies, Doc Brown always wore a tie He knew drip long before we did

I just found out there is a lake in Bolivia called Lago Poopó Lake Titicaca, you’re on the clock en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Po...