Paranormal Pandy 🎃

Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology! Me: Are there any jays? Host: No sorry Me: I'd like to buy an owl

I’m old enough not to remember things.

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the valley ranch.

Moss grows on the north side of the tree except all the trees I’ve seen in real life where moss grows on all sides, otherwise it’s true

You say potato I say potato You say potato I say potato Potato Potato Potato Potato Let’s call the whole thing potato

How does he eat?

So hang in there, man. Hang in there.

I was born ready.

Never friend your current coworkers; it allows them to see how cool you are and then they want to hang out with you.

roll into the couples skate with a pastrami on rye

replying "stop" on regular texts to see if that works on them too

i have faith that even my dumbest ideas will prevail

are we vibin right now, your honor?

Bad guy: all the bong rips in the world can’t save you now Me: mind if i try?

What if we kissed at Nickelback bridge? (this is in my neighborhood and has been here for 3 years lol)

All Souls Day, but it's just all the people who have deleted or deactivated their accounts.

Seeing adult twins is weird. Like this isn’t cute anymore

And now for the moment you’ve all been waiting for! *passes out*

I’ve been trying to come up with a scary Halloween costume. I’ve decided to dress up as a group of coworkers forced to sing Happy Birthday.

Can’t sleep. The full moon’s fucking up my waterbed.

Oct 27th 1985 - Marty confronts Biff in the alternate 1985, and travels back to 1955 to retrieve the sports almanac from young Biff 📽️📅 Back to the Future Part II (1989)

voted and got my covid and flu shots today and now have entirely too many stickers

I’m putting surgical masks on my Crocs so they don’t get any sicker yo

after I post I make another little post so the first one doesn't get lonely

Today's tshirt

Good morning my lovelies 🌞

Frankenberry is the name of the doctor

just learned count chocula isn’t a real vampire and my whole world has been turned upside down

Sometimes I worry that laying down in my free time isn’t a hobby

I was loking up at saw what I thought was a planet in the clear sky.A big bright planet.Then the object got larger and larger and then

Object shaped like a backslash (\) zoomed across downtown Providence sky.

i hate having to talk to the computer like its a person instead of sand we forced to do math using lightning

Ive never been hydrated in my life

Season 3 Episode 19 - Frame 618 out of 2648

I'll admit, ever since I saw Psycho as a kid I've felt a tiny bit nervous each time I kill someone in the shower.

Sticker

learning chemistry by posting nonsense jokes and getting corrected

Let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area.