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Gossip circle regarding Ethan Klein being an adulterer will be held outside Aldi at 4pm

The idea of France blaming immigrants for the riots is baffling. The only reason I dont mind the french is because they have a rich history of riots and revolting.

He looks like a melted marshmallow that someone dropped in a barber shop

Rapey Brand looks like Charles manson

Berenstein bears moment - has prerogative always been spelt like that?? With the first R???

Morning Kitten Slug

If I ever go to Silent Hill this is the shit I'm gonna encounter

Icon. Legend. This applies in the UK too! In an emergency you should be able to source Naloxone/Narcan through a pharmacy but if you want to be prepared you can ask your local drug recovery service directly or look online for a free delivery service that covers your area.

[DOLLY PARTON RELATED POST] I feel like I just got shot

Girl fuck you nobody wants it they want you in hell

Stopped watching a video about toxic men bc it was making me hate men, immediately put on a markiplier himbo complilation to ease my mind. Misandry averted.

My opinions on the UK media are too lengthy to write in a bloop but fuck racist pieces of shit being given space to speak and rest in power Jason Arday

Sad to see a CBBC legend acting up like this

I actively avoid it every single day and it STILL invades my life and causes problems. I would be so much less stressed without fucking ai.

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In case you missed this 2024 story: Scientists are building FROG SAUNAS, and it's letting one species of endangered frogs rid themselves of a deadly fungal pathogen. Also, they appear to just, like, enjoy it. Frog sauna. Or 'frauna'. Or, alternatively, 'hopspital'.

I got this baby black eyed Susan at a discount because it was dying. She's looking so much better!!!

No fingers were hurt in the making of these photos

I would kill and eat someone who rated me as a 7 to my face

Ogres - Strippers - FFS Surgeons Will all grind your bones to make their bread

The girls are getting so big look at her!

Think my cats might be dogs. They come when they are called, are always up for a wee scratch or a cuddle, and make a lot of noise.

deeply distrustful of barry keoghan. his vibes just seem RANCID

Murderers wear collars with bells to protect the innocent.

Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.

Me, age 6: How come all the grown-ups in my life are so sad around Christmas? Don't they like presents? Me, age 36: Oh

People describe cats as aloof etc but ours are both pretty clingy and not very mysterious at all. just silly little girlies falling off every table they can get on

anyone else VERY aroused

At this point being lobotomised might be the better option

Absolutely hate the experience of watching the boys but I love the characters and storyline

Finding out reece shearsmith used to draw furry porn of his tutors in college wasn't something I thought would happen today

Always being watched man 👁▪️👁

She's already showing so much love ❤️ she and her sister greet me every morning and whenever I come home they wait at the door meowing 🥰

So in love with our daughters 🥰

Yeah, just because someone shouldn't be murdered in cold blood, which nobody should, doesn't make them not a despicable hateful troll whose rhetoric endangered lives on the daily. I really need the careful framing/rehabilitation (and sometimes canonizing) of Charlie Kirk to stop. Now.

Saw some kittens today

she posts videos of them trying to get away from her on tiktok that are sped up yakety sax style and scored by norteno music, theyre hilarious

This is the most interesting thing I've read in forever