She's turned the Halloweans against us.

Humans are getting dumber in realtime. Three bullet points about a person is simple as fuck. It also shows what's wrong with AI users. They search for perfection in things that inherently don't have a perfect state because they're subjective. And they don't or can't understand that.

I keep seeing adverts for Modern Warfare 4, and getting so confused, because my brain keeps going 'didn't that come out in 2007?'. But no, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 is not the same as Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. Apparently.

George Russell has a -7 lap tyre offset compared to Piastri. And he is absolutely nowhere near passing him.

Brundle claims Antonelli hasn't won this yet, because Max and Charles have good pace. Kimi is 1.1s a lap faster than Max, who has to stop again.

Antonelli is gonna be champion today if Russell is one stopping. He'll be behind Piastri when he pits.

Antonelli is trying to win this championship at the first possible opportunity. Driving a different car to Russell today.

Annie Wilkes. 6 hours of listening to someone fanboying over pulp fiction, that I haven't read, and have no interest in reading, that won't even kill me to ease my suffering.

First one I remember was Jurassic Park. I was 6. It made me want to be a scientist, and abandoned my dream of being Michael Schumacher.

A Canadian politician is pushing for the government to help BioWare employees buy the studio. (Read more at PC Gamer)

Thank you to the driver of this Ford Explorer for making my day.

Today is 'wear the colours of your flag' day at work. To mark the last day schools have to pretend to care about BHM. So of course I'm wearing my Arsenal shirt to work.

If you stand on the right side of an escalator, and at the top stop immediately and walk across in front of the people walking up the left side, it should be legal to punch you in the throat.

It is not. Four concussion checks, a dislocated shoulder, a twisted ankle, two diabetic kids with their pods malfunctioning. In 5 hours.

Motoring journalist didn't know cars had wheels.

I beg of these year 11s to not come to me because they have a dodgy tummy. This is an accident and emergency office. Feeling a bit sick ain't an accident or an emergency.

Ever fucking green

recovering from this like "well i'm leaking goo from every square inch of my body's surface area and i itch so bad i wish i was dead and that's handy because i'm almost certainly going to get some kind of infection but at least my body looks like it's been dipped in cristiano ronaldo's imagination"

I am manning the first aid office today as emergency cover. I have been here 20 minutes. There have already been 4 kids sent to me for various injuries.

That was lovely from Gyökeres.

Eze saw Harry Kane and assumed he was playing Tottenham.

A lot of man to man action in Munich apparently.

So, this went better than I expected. Closed book exam on what they've learnt, with a case study one (1) of 19 students had even heard of.

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More jobs. My other work is looking for an office admin person that can also be a receptionist. It's in Clapham, 29k a year, 11 weeks holiday. If you know anyone that might be interested, let me know

E24 6 Series. Looks incredible, probably was great in 1980, absolute death trap these days.

Not three hours after this, one of my students asked me if I was dating another member of staff. When I said no, it was an inappropriate question to ask, don't ask it again, they claimed I was deflecting, and they would ask her instead. Which they did. Maybe the should have fucking filters.

I need to get out of bed and start getting ready for work. I need to, but I'm not.

Stumbled on the Neurosonics Audiom dical Labs short that the Foreign Beggars did with SK Shlomo and Dr Syntax earlier today for the first time in about 15 years. Still really cool: youtu.be/ukZCHX5ffEI

Catching up on MCC, and the Thomas Brody-Sangster AO3 hotel room bit made me cackle like a Disney witch.

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