davy gravy

in many ways mary shelley's FRANKENSTEIN is a story about a spooky guy

obama is such an elitist he doesn't understand that most americans consider saddam hussein to be a very reputable restaurateur

Sorry but this isn't how you take care of a hotel

my thing with kanye west is that my beautiful dark twisted fantasy came out when i was just entering adulthood and was a really defining album of my 20s but my opinion of him has been somewhat negatively impacted by him saying stuff like "i love adolf hitler"

it fuckin rules that the president has degenerative syphilis like it's 1825 or something

in heaven george washington has a beautiful mouth full of gleaming white teeth and he absolutely will not stop biting people

grok what would a smart guy say

don’t forget to start your 12-hour fast tomorrow morning so you can be ready for the birthing of a nation zoom prayer

i’m just so fucking sorry that my muslim friends have to be hit with this despicable racism every single day. it’s not ok and you should not have to tolerate it. this country belongs to all of us.

just heard an mgmt song in a lexus commercial, another signpost on my generation's march to the grave

global financial order was taking too long to collapse so i finished paying off my credit card debt today

feelin too good about myself can we get a "fuck you, david!" going in the chat?

when your friend who died is a comedian you end up with some really stupid triggers, like it is *killing* me that i can't talk about this dumb shane gillis bullshit with nariko this week

from an artistic standpoint one of the big problems with racist and sexist comedy material is it's inherently hack. nobody has really come up with a new way to hate women or racial minorities since before standup existed, despite some of our worst people working on it nonstop for decades.

autumn activities — corn mazes, hayrides, pumpkin patches — to me, that's the real "punk rock"

i had never seen any of shane gillis's standup before so it was quite a surprise that it's very similar to the standup that i've seen by a lot of other guys who look basically identical to shane gillis

if i were in the locker room in any given sunday i woulda been like "um pretty sure it's actually a game of yards, idiot"

it started feeling like fall in portland like three days ago and i simply cannot hear enough mj lenderman right now

if little kids can receive such important benefits from being read to just 15 minutes a night, just imagine what they could get from listening to a 4-hour joe rogan podcast

stories are meant to be enjoyed. so why is there always a part in the middle of the story where the hero is in trouble or having a hard time? with ai storytelling we can eliminate this type of inefficiency.

not to brag but i'm getting so good at becoming insane

gonna be pretty funny in 20 years when the instagram account "iamthirtyaf" has a target audience of mostly 59-year-olds

stories are meant to be enjoyed. so why is there always a part in the middle of the story where the hero is in trouble or having a hard time? with ai storytelling we can eliminate this type of inefficiency.

DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment https://theonion.com/doj-to-bring-back-firing-squad-as-means-of-entertainment/

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

[misinterpreting steph curry's "go to sleep" gesture after he swishes a crucial 3-pointer over me] "don't worry guys, i've got this. it looks like he's suddenly extremely tired."

here is my promise to you: i will NEVER complete a task

The Traveling Wilburys never even toured.. they should have been called The Studio Wilburys

i've been to heaven too and i say jesus was just a cute little guy so which of us are you gonna believe

listen i love a workday where nothing gets fucked up but sometimes a workday where something gets fucked up very badly and it's not my fault is just as good

doesn't it feel like chuba hubbard has been a desperation midseason fantasy pickup since like 2008

i love standup comedy

I believe fraternity hazing and military hazing and sports team hazing where men abuse each other is acclimating them into a broader culture of abuse where they will then believe it is their right to abuse other more vulnerable people. It’s so insidious. And that’s also why I think men defend it

Getting mad at Joyce Cato Oates for being a snob after cheering all her epic burns is a different form of being a member of the Leopards Eating Faces party. You can’t contain that heat, you can only hope to avoid its gaze.

"all books count" ok as what exactly

crazy how much palmer luckey looks and acts like a guy named palmer luckey

boys are back in town opening guitar riff

if i were the green bay packers defensive coordinator i would simply tell my guys not to commit a backbreaking penalty every time the other team has a 3rd down

i love when i see a small business whose signage uses the queens of the stone age font

"sorry but i am simply too busy doing technology business to have ever looked at the front of my own house"