Dustin vs 2026

Make a band edible: They Might Be Candy

If you’re at a bus/subway station. Don’t be that asshole who runs between escalators only to slow walk or just stop once you’re on. You just prevent assholes like me from running to make their bus.

Bluesky has four kinds of users.

This is a fun read.

Harry Kane tonight.

It’s a crime against the game that Maddison isn’t being interviewed right now.

#COYS

Am I dead? I think I might be dead.

I think Chelsea misread the script.

A reverse Spurs! Didn’t see that coming. #COYS

Is it just me or is anyone else just counting down the time until we collapse? #COYS

Only person on the bus. Feelin’ like a boss.

Jackie is an incredible comedian. If you get the chance to see her don’t miss out. I’ve seen her twice in the past year and she killed both times.

Ruin a song by adding "in my Pants" to the title - The Needle and The Damage Done In My Pants

🔥 D.L. Hughley on @stephenasmith’s dinner with Trump: “Why is it the people who hate us feel so comfortable talking to you? You got a meal, everyone else is starving. When NABJ gave SAS a thumbs down award he went scorched earth. When Trump impugned his intelligence he went to dinner.”

Chick-fil-A is garbage. I wouldn’t eat there even if they weren’t a bunch of homophobic chuds. It’s like someone took every cut rate chicken sandwich from all the different fast food places and put them on one menu.

Ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title. Comfortably Numb in My Pants

Halloween is almost here so I thought I would share my favorite spooky podcast. After Dark a history program that focuses on the macabre. Also I just love the sound of the hosts voices. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

I just went ahead and clocked the brands they have on display so I don’t buy any of their shit. So long @titosvodka.bsky.social Can anyone tell what energy drink that is?

This is so heartbreaking. I don’t know these people but I’m from Idaho and I knew people just like them. A small farming community terrorized solely for the color of their skin. This should never have happened and should never be allowed to happen again. Fuck ICE Fuck Trump Fuck Republicans!

We finally win and not a single Spurs podcast has been released yet!! #COYS

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D LINE: From Friday, Oct 23 through Sunday, Nov 1, Wilshire/La Brea, Wilshire/Fairfax, and Wilshire/La Cienega stations will be closed due to electrical infrastructure maintenance work. Trains will operate only between Union Station and Wilshire/Western Station.

They’re either some of the coolest people that have ever lived or massive assholes.

Yes!! Street Fighter is a lot of fun. Admittedly I’m the target audience but I loved how it didn’t take itself seriously. An omage to the early 90’s. Does a great job showing the diversity of music. It wasn’t just grunge! Casting Kyle Mooney and Eric Andre was a great call.

No! It’s to damn early!

Full update from our team. We STILL do not have admin access to the account.

Turns out I’m a bit early. People are starting to show from all directions.

Pretty pathetic showing for the No Kings rally in downtown Los Angeles. Thousands attended the previous ones. Just a few hundred people milling about today and that’s being generous. #NoKings

So a buddy of mine works for USPS and he said that they have been told not to seperate vote by mail ballots from the regular mail this year Sounds like they’re intentionally trying to get ballots to show up late or lost. Maybe something that should be looked into @schiff.senate.gov @indivisible.org

Bring in the next blonde.

For anyone trying to get tickets for #Taskmaster at the Hollywood Bowl.

Street sweeping today and I forgot to move my car last night. Luckily someone was pulling out of a spot across the street and I was able to park there. Won’t get a ticket now but I missed my bus and I’m going to be late for work.

I’m going to Taskmaster!

Today’s work listen Found Dogs by the late great John Prine music.apple.com/us/album/fou...

Sometimes something comes along that just tickles you in all the right ways. This put the biggest smile on my face.

While people are talking X, let me talk about X OFF. Two big ideas: 1. Get everyone possible off of X, especially for the news (at least) until every vote is counted 2. Tell your elected reps and candidates to stop sending people there and go X last (at least)

For everyone who chose not to see Digger that was the right choice.

A result that both teams and fan bases will be disappointed in. That being said I think Spurs come out ahead due to humor value. #COYS

Did he tackle Solanke into position?

Hahahaha. How?

#COYS

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