Michael Schatz

@bradleywhitford.bsky.social are you consoled by all the memes saying Josh was better at briefing than Zacharia?

Liz Truss may now console herself she had her job longer than Katie Zacharia.

Do you think Dean Cain just sent Trump a resume for Press Secretary?

So the new Press Secretary lasted half a Scaramucci?

Be the bear, not the excuse.

#outofcontext - “I don’t believe in an alignment-based morality system.”

How are they talking to McConnell? I didn’t think republicans used Ouija boards…

So twice now Fox Sports has gone to commercial in the USA/Belgium game using the Buck Rogers theme song. Anyone remember the name of that song?

Did Haaland’s ponytail whip the ball in?

For the French press is dark, and full of coffee.

For the night is dark and full of terriers. Is that right?

Sharing the words of @tcolicchio.bsky.social as I often do on the anniversary of Bourdain’s passing- “RIP doubtful. Tony's restless spirit will roam the earth in search of justice, truth, and a great bowl of noodles."

Tonight, predictive text suggested I zest a chicken. How the HELL would I zest a chicken?

May the Fourth be with you. Resist.

Were I to be running a TTRPG for you, what game am i running?

Yeah, Noem's husband is certainly in the doghouse. And we know what she does to dogs...

Me, showing my sweetie how well my physical therapy is coming - “Hey look! I can flip Karoline Leavitt off with my left hand!”

@arimelber.bsky.social - Billy Bragg has a new song about what’s going on out this week too!

Locking down your phone, being mindful of what you're wearing, and coming up with plans to communicate with others are all key steps to take before attending a protest. ssd.eff.org/module/atte...

This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.

#werewolftheapocalypse idea - Wyrm bro tech billionaire stages a hostile takeover of Pentex, in order to start his plan to subjugate and control the world.

"No, I am not allowed to defy physics in the name of heraldry" #outofcontext #MySCAlife

My sweetie loves rubber ducks, so a friend sent her a rubber duck Advent Calendar. Being Jewish, we had to ask for instructions on how one opens an Advent Calendar…

ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

She’s dragged me to IKEA. SAVE ME!!!

Against Me! and the Tossers are barely keeping me awake today…

Interesting V:tM Chronicle idea right before sleep. Gehenna happens. Caine is the only vampire left. In his loneliness he embraces a few childer, hoping things will be different this time. Of course they aren't and it starts all over again... #vampirethemasquerade

You’re right Sis 👍

"The Andrew formerly known as Prince."

Yup.

I'm no MacKenzie yet, but not bad for my first time shooting archery since summer camp! #MySCA

Once again this year, I ponder if its really tshuva if I can't forgive Trump. Once again, that is a place I can't get to.

My theory of our timeline: It is made up of @theonion.com headlines from all the other timelines.

#dnd #ttrpg #haha #ouch

Portland isn’t “war ravaged”. Chicago doesn’t need “saving”. Tylenol doesn’t cause autism. People still care about the Epstein files. Escalators breaking down is not news worthy or an emergency. Medbeds are not the answer. Keep resisting fascism. Ignore the distractions. Fight back.

Ah, the joy of the sort of insomnia caused by sleeping on your arm all wrong...

Is it too much to hope J.D. Vance’s next book is entitled “Political Career Elegy”?

Sigh. Post-Pennsic drop. #MySCA

I heralded my heart out last night. I still have a semblance of a voice today. #MySCA

I had the honor, with my heralding partner, to co-herald the Bacchanal at Pennsic tonight. So good. But so much energy. Herald fall down, go Oyez! Oyez! Boom! #mySCA

And then a Serrano seed jumped into my eye while I was chopping it up…

Shabbat shalom,all.

BOINGY! BOINGY!BOINGY!

Upon learning the name of a CSR I was working with at the car dealership was “Angelus Lodbrok”, my first question was “can I use his name for documentation? A book herald will now tell lil ole court herald me why not. #mySCA

The UFW can confirm farm workers were critically injured yesterday during chaotic raids in Ventura County, CA. Other workers, including US citizens, remain unaccounted for. UFW staff is on the ground supporting impacted families. Our full statement below. ⬇️ 1/