Dylicious ✨

170kg hip thrusts bby

Where are the men’s swimwear options for the alt baddies?

I haven’t been online in awhile so here’s a selfie to show that I’m still alive 😘

I so pale 💀

I need to know what happened during the creative journey in Zac Efron’s Prada campaign.

I wish there was a 5 pack of cigs for drunk people (me) when they are out (me right now)

Everyone acts gangster until they see a charcuterie board

I don’t have inner demons because I think that’s cruel… mine are 100% free range demons

Therapist “and what do we say when someone does something that bothers us?” Me “cunts fucked” Therapist 👁️👄👁️

Why are there no slutty punk speedos for slutty punk himbos?

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

I think my face says how this workout is going 🥵🥵

I log on to play Expedition 33, I walk up to fight Clea, I get killed over and over for an hour. I log off

How fun are suits?

Ahhhhhh so keen so insanely keen! youtu.be/NZY5WiqeyQQ?...

Spring is in the air [threat]

Why did The Institute wait until episode 7 to start being good? More over why have I stuck out watching this show for so long and it’s been so shit?

I’ve got those special feels Victoria University has asked me to speak at one of their career days to inspire the next batch of event management students getting their quals about getting into the industry. Don’t know if I’ll inspire them or scare them off but I’m keen

this is how i feel when someone likes my instagram story / when i like theirs

Lazy Sundays are absolutely necessary

I cbf going out but look at me in yellow

*exhales cigarette smoke* all these years... *takes another drag and exhales* I really thought it was butter... *slowly loads bullets into a revolver one by one*

Ok Alien Earth you’ve got me

Saying shit like I start my day with Vyvanse and preworkout sounds like I take the gym way too seriously but what’s really going on is I have absolutely bullshit ✨time management ✨

As a kid I drank my milk through a crazy straw and now I have every disorder in the DSM-5. Thanks a lot, mom and dad.

Alien uncontrollably crying Me: “And that was Untouched by The Veronicas”

I am too old to be almost shitting myself this often

I’ve got just over two weeks left on my bulk and I have to say that while I do miss having definition I am way more content with being able to move crazy amounts of weights in the gym

Beep beep bitch I’m outside

I know I need to be smarter with money but I also know that I just booked my flights to The Philippines and Thailand for Christmas and new years

Bulgarian split squats got me walking like I’m on k

I woke up without a hangover 😘😍

Kisses for all you lovely cuties 😘😘

Took a nap and went back to my reading materials and boy oh boy what a dumb fucken decision that was… I could still be sleeping

Naps are lit

Social media is so bad for you bla bla bla well I just read 3 academic papers on sustainable business models and sustainable economic models and I feel like that melted my brain more than Tik Tok could

My entire ethos in the gym atm is chasing failure and now it’s become its own fun challenge to find out how hard I can push myself before I can’t do another rep #gymsky

Imagine a montage of you trying to parallel and reverse park playing while Sarah McLachlan plays

Power naps are decent 😘

Gotta stop training legs on a hangover 😭😭😭 praying to the booty gods for some kind of second wind

Village Gold Class offers unlimited popcorn for $1 You best believe I went in on that

Pre Superman drinks bby 😘

Uuggghh wtaf $76 for dishwashing tablets!?!? Absolutely wild

What if I’m not bad at sleeping but I’m actually really really reeaaalllyyy good at thinking

Gym progress is rad because when I was deep in the calorie deficit I was struggling with 32.5kg dumbbell shoulder press and now while I’m on maintenance cals I’m doing 32.5kg like it’s easy #gymsky

My goal is it to one day make it through a whole day without spilling food and or drinks on myself