never helps out in the yard

he may seem like a big deal but rocko puts his pants on in the morning just like everyone else

they should have classes in high school that teach life skills like writing checks and mailing letters and not having a goatee like blake snell

really fucked up my first meeting with The Midnight Society last night. first I forgot to bring the sand that makes the fire go whoosh. then the smug kid with glasses told me my story was both “not scary” and also “just the 1999 movie Blue Streak.”

look i’m always going to fenway and here’s what you need to understand: diehard jarren duran fans consist entirely of 1. children and 2. the worst people you’ll ever meet in your life

me when I have exactly one (1) weed before bed

“#1: the full frontal dick and balls pitch”

An account with this avatar was just laughed at by their main dude and they know theyre gonna go wild

heckin bad pupper account

in good times and bad you were there. i’d crawl theough hell and back for you

who is stjmpq

you’re telling me an andy capped these hot fries???

there’s been a bug on the outside of our living room window for several days and my partner and I love this bug now. we have a parasocial relationship with the bug. i’m constantly worried about Bug’s wellbeing.

Folks let's hear it, for Public Transit

clemens looking like the r/malefashionadvice final boss on sunday night baseball

you know who needs a damn hyrdration break is the friggin. strait of hormuz

70 Golden Nursery Rhymes (1982 UK VHS) : 638s

r/squirrels is a wild place

HOW’S ANNIE?

the Apple TV broadcast of the Sox/Mets game just showed a close-up shot of a lone baby shoe in the outfield how can you not be romantic about baseball

if you have the capacity to be a ride-or-die fan of a politician in the year 2026, i don't think you should be allowed to drive a car

“I Get Around” is one of the all-time best songs that’s about being cool as hell

big day for stuff I probably shouldn't type and post online

HOW’S ANNIE?

everyones favorite Meatloaf song is “Are we Too Horny to Fuck?”

The Power of the Dog (2021)

just saw Purple Rain for the first time. I guess I’m just surprised at how much of Purple Rain is people begging Prince to play Purple Rain only for Prince to be like, “No. I will never play Purple Rain.”

Looks like a huge win for me and my cousins. Hearing from an Aunt that the grown-ups are planning on letting us have a sleepover tonight and we are getting everything we want (pizza, stay up late, renting Con Air even though it's rated R)

Blaine Crim

“what’s a Grogu?”

gen x-themed horror movie about someone’s tazmanian devil tattoo that comes to life and starts terrorizing people

every scene in Mandalorian and Grogu should have characters cracking open Budweiser cans. multiple cans. like every time you cut back to a reverse shot of Sigourney she should be opening a new can even though she didn’t finish drinking the last can.

every scene in Mandalorian and Grogu should have characters cracking open Budweiser cans. multiple cans. like every time you cut back to a reverse shot of Sigourney she should be opening a new can even though she didn’t finish drinking the last can.

syndicate wars, screenshots, dos (1996) www.mobygames.com/game/551/syn...

please welcome our next guest speaker Mr. Beer

why does this dumb asshole always look like the worst 12 year old kid you knew growing up being forced to pose for pictures at his own birthday party

this is a Dan Hedaya bit in A Night at the Roxbury

crazy how immediately unsettling a red washingnton nationals cap can be

Lost Highway (1997)

the older I get the more I appreciate the savageness of 'football head' and 'tall hair boy.' there's no coming back from that, fellas. helga cooked your ass and all she had to do was describe your shape.

Journalists have a responsibility to cover problematic companies and figures, especially if they'll have a huge impact on the lives of readers. I'd argue that it's more important than ever. The problem is when they don't cover them with any actual important context.

hanging out at ikea. anyone up for a game of OBVIOUSLY!

happy may day! every right you have as a worker was written in blood ❤️

me to whichever Red Sox player was most responsible for the recent loss: they’re cooking your ass in the Salem Five Studio bro. they’re calling you out during the W.B. Mason Deliver Success Game Summary.